Apparently George Clooney took the WHORE to Milan for a fashion show this week and the paparazzi took a bunch of photos. The skanky succubus must have made a special deal with Satan so her image would actually show up on film without her horns and tail and scales. (But I still see them, oh, [...]
Yes folks, Crazy Betty was out mowing her yard in her leopard print nightie when I got home from work.
Someone asked me the other day if I had seen my insane neighbor Crazy Betty lately. When I told them that I hadn’t and for all I knew [...]
Saturday I started watching Nip/Tuck episodes on Netflix that I had missed and before I knew it I had watched an entire season back to back. It was 2 a.m. and I had eaten half a bag of Circus Peanuts and was feeling kind of woozy so I fell unconscious on the couch. I mean, I [...]
Most salads suck big sweaty balls unless they’re the kind that are loaded with shit that’s bad for you. Don’t argue. You know I’m right. Now here’s one of the best of the worst- Ramen Noodle Salad.
Use broccoli slaw, canola oil, [...]