Apparently George Clooney took the WHORE to Milan for a fashion show this week and the paparazzi took a bunch of photos. The skanky succubus must have made a special deal with Satan so her image would actually show up on film without her horns and tail and scales. (But I still see them, oh, [...]
Crazy Ass Neighbor Update: Out of the Freezer Edition
Yes folks, Crazy Betty was out mowing her yard in her leopard print nightie when I got home from work.
Someone asked me the other day if I had seen my insane neighbor Crazy Betty lately. When I told them that I hadn’t and for all I knew [...]
Saturday I started watching Nip/Tuck episodes on Netflix that I had missed and before I knew it I had watched an entire season back to back. It was 2 a.m. and I had eaten half a bag of Circus Peanuts and was feeling kind of woozy so I fell unconscious on the couch. I mean, I [...]
Most salads suck big sweaty balls unless they’re the kind that are loaded with shit that’s bad for you. Don’t argue. You know I’m right. Now here’s one of the best of the worst- Ramen Noodle Salad.
Use broccoli slaw, canola oil, [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.