Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
From the daily archives: Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Seriously, because of this adventure I think what would be more terrifying than a fast zombie coming at you, is a fast zombie coming at you with a boner.

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Years ago two of my girlfriends, Liz and Caroline, and I decided to go to a porn shop to rent a gay male porn movie. Earlier we had gotten into a discussion about what the hell gay guys did. Don’t ask. We were very young. Al Gore hadn’t invented the Internet yet, and [...]

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