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Free at last, free at last! Thank God Almighty, he’s free at last! | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
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— Laura


Jack Vet


Jack went to the vet Friday and got a clean bill of health! He doesn’t have to be crated anymore and can resume his world domination plans. Those were the veterinarian’s exact words. Well, kind of. It was more like “He can resume his normal activities.” Which mostly means barking at the neighbors and sniffing the cat’s butts.

21 Comments
 

21 Responses to Free at last, free at last! Thank God Almighty, he’s free at last!

  1. Yabu (EOTIS) says:

    Hell fucking yes!!!

  2. The Ghost of Headless Guy says:

    Normally I have to pay big bucks in order to be dominated but in this economy it is comforting to know that Jack will do it for free.
    *** LMAO!

  3. sheri says:

    This is good news. VERRAH VERRAH good news. Please tell Jack I said he’s a little shit but I respect his authoritah.
    *** I will! lol ~Laura

  4. CGHill says:

    Which, I suppose, is better than barking at the cats and sniffing the neighbors’ butts.
    ***LOL! I guess so. ~Laura

  5. patti says:

    Gus and Fiona recommend chasing squirrels for getting back into shape.
    ***He’s notorious for chasing squirrels. ~Laura

  6. Doni says:

    Jack,
    you look maaarvelous. Good work, good work. You have a very good Mommy. Devious as you… yes… but good none the less. now back to business….What is your next move?

  7. Huzzah! No more need to poke stuff with sticks since Jack is free to investigate for you. Deputize that dog!
    **I’m on it! ~laura

  8. jck says:

    Woot!
    Clarence wants to know if perhaps Jack has plans for a posse?
    *** Don’t give him any ideas! ~Laura

  9. patti says:

    Damn bushy tailed rats need chasing!

  10. Nicole says:

    Woohoo! Glad to hear he’s back to dominating and shit. Though that is one damn stylin’ muzzle.

  11. zombie mom says:

    And driving crazy Betty even more crazeeeeeee

  12. SB Smith says:

    That’s Great News !
    Didn’t know Jack needed a muzzle at the Vet’s !
    ***Oh, he doesn’t trust the vet at all. ~Laura

  13. Jan says:

    Jack in a muzzle? He wouldn’t bite anyone would he? Of course a world dominator must have some mad ninja skillz. Glad he’s back up to snuff! (Sniff?)
    ***He doesn’t like vet is all. ~Laura

  14. Maeve says:

    Hot damn! Good news!

  15. LikeIdusearealname says:

    So….sounds like Jack and I had the same plans for the weekend. Who knew?

  16. Teresa says:

    Dear Jack,
    Glad to hear you are ready to resume your world domination program. I don’t want to be pushy, but exactly when do you plan on taking over the country? I’d like to plan a party for the day after.

  17. Jennifer says:

    YAY for Jack! I am glad he’s all better!

  18. mary beth says:

    I bet you’re glad to have him out of the carriers!
    **Yes I am. ~Laura

  19. Joe the Blog Stalker says:

    Congrats to both you and Jack.

  20. Pat says:

    Wow – who knew that J’s muzzle fit Jack? What is that – one size fits all?
    Glad Jack is back to normal. Well, feeling better at least. He was never normal.

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