I found another Weirdus Yardo Alienus Withsum Tentaclesi Thingie today.
My science kicked in and I poked it with a stick, then placed it on a paper towel for further study.
Being the scientifical scientist that I am, I needed to get to the bottom of this once and for all. Was it Satan sent or Alien in origin? Since I know religion so well I’m practically the Pope, I decided to test the thingie first to see if it was demonic, so I placed it in my Exorcism Action Figure Prayer Semi-Circle and waited for a reaction. This time I wanted really, really strong Bible Magic so I added a voodoo doll and a sacred cow.
Reaction: No flames, smoke or projectile split-pea soup observed. No ceiling/wall crawling or other unholy reactive motions observed. No otherworldy reverb accompanied by satanic orchestra and/or Lucifer’s boys choir observed. Subject appears docile when directly spiritually challenged.
Diagnosis: Benign spiritual entity but probably alien in origin. Contact Stephen Hawking and ask him for advice on how to proceed since I have not yet attempted direct communications with it but have allowed it in my home and it may have felt threatened by my Exorcism Action Figure Prayer Semi-Circle and/or Jack. Oh shit. Or being poked with a stick.
Action: Detain for futher study. Provide comfy chair, a cold beer, and the tv remote. Prevent Jack from provoking any intergalactic incident by annoying the visitor/pod any further.
P.S. It’s Stick Science Expo Week. So post a stick science entry on your blog and let me know, or email me your science find. Or not.25 Comments