It all started with Sheri Gilmour’s blob and from that, Stick Science was born. Then Cbullitt at Soylent Green started spreading the Stick Science word. Soon after, the deputizing of Deputy Junior Science [...]
I have good news and bad news. First the good news, I found a lawn service company! YAY FUCKING YAY! It’s a big professional company and the guy I spoke to seems really nice and concerned about the messed up way my previous yard guy has been doing the yard, and he promises they will [...]
I found another Weirdus Yardo Alienus Withsum Tentaclesi Thingie today.
My science kicked in and I poked it with a stick, then placed it on a paper towel for further study.
Being the scientifical scientist that I am, I needed to get [...]
Me: “Hey, my birthday is coming up. Do you need any help picking something out for me?”
J: “You’re so helpful, but no.”
Me: “Because if you don’t have it yet, I can help you out.”
J: “That’s nice of you, but I already know what I am getting you.”