2010 March | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

From the monthly archives: March 2010

To the readers of this here blog of mine

By Laura On March 18, 2010 · 40 Comments

First, I would like to start this off by saying thank you for reading my blog. I know I joke about being an attention whore, but I really am. I don’t get enough attention in my day to day “real life.” In real life no one thinks it’s funny if I go off on a [...]

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No, this hasn’t turned into a food blog. But if you complain it will be. It’ll be food, goats, T-Rex, and Clooney 24/7 all up in here. Wait. It already is. Nevermind.

By Laura On March 17, 2010 · 14 Comments

Strawberries are my favorite fruit. Trouble is, the strawberries you buy in the store aren’t very good. As a matter of fact, they majorly suck. It’s really hard to get sweet strawberries anymore. But I have no problems because for a few years now I’ve been using

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Dinner Conversations With J: Road Kill Tuesday Edition (It’s just like Casual Fridays only with toe tags and police tape)

By Laura On March 15, 2010 · 17 Comments

Me: “Hey, I was thinking.”

J: “Uh. Oh.”

Me: “Hush now, listen. I drive a Toyota and they seem to having those stuck accelerator problems and maybe I can use this to my advantage.”

J: “I’m afraid to ask how.”

Me: “Well, what if I [...]

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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

By Laura On March 15, 2010 · 15 Comments

I was talking to J the other day about creepy ass shit I can’t stand the sight of. Seriously I would burn my house down if I saw one of these in it:

The spider, not the lizard. I like lizards. He argued that you could just call [...]

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Andrew Knapp Photos.

Pot Noodles.

The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.

Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.

Rescued!

Wake Up!

Hitler's Home Movies.

Adopted!

Subway Surfer.

MC Mom.

Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?

Now I want to go to Iceland.

AYA!

Karaoke Hitler.

Wake up! They see us!

Wasted.

How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.

A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.

Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.

Birds in Watercolor.

When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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To the readers of this here blog of mine

No, this hasn’t turned into a food blog. But if you complain it will be. It’ll be food, goats, T-Rex, and Clooney 24/7 all up in here. Wait. It already is. Nevermind.

Dinner Conversations With J: Road Kill Tuesday Edition (It’s just like Casual Fridays only with toe tags and police tape)

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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