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I am not above stealing from third world peasant children. Hell readies a room. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

I found this site, Heifer International and I think one of you should give me a goat. Yeah, I know it’s supposed to be for donating livestock to poor people in third world countries so they can start farming their herds. But fuck that. Charity begins at home, my home to be exact. And if they are that poor, they will just eat your donated goat and that’s just wrong. Send them some cheese or something.



Project China


 



Goat Project

P.S. J called and said “Wow. You should work for a non-profit.”


P.P.S. J also read about the cupcake caper and said he wondered why there was a hint of Fancy Feast Savory Salmon.


P.P.P.S. It concerns me that he knows what Fancy Feast Savory Salmon cat food taste like. Maybe you should send him some cheese. But still send me the goat.


P.P.P.P.S. I really can’t have a goat until I move out of the city. So I should correct this to say “Buy me a house in the country so I can have a goat” but I am too lazy, and will just put it here. Buy This Heifer a Country Home. Thank you.   

15 Comments
 

15 Responses to I am not above stealing from third world peasant children. Hell readies a room.

  1. Jennifer says:

    Oh, I know you’d have no problem ripping a goat out of a little kid’s arms! lol

  2. Doni says:

    Be careful what you ask for…. you might end up w/500 baby goats delivered to your house. Now that would be funny and dont call me.
    *** You know you want one, or 499. ~Laura

  3. Joe the Blog Stalker says:

    You really do need to get a goat.
    ***I KNOW, right? I need to move first. ~Laura

  4. patti says:

    good thing most of us don’t have your address…
    **When I move I will post it : ) ~Laura

  5. patti says:

    Where’s BeBe?! maaaaa

  6. Nicole says:

    LOL… love the last pic!

  7. Tracey says:

    I really hope you get a goat so we can see pictures and videos of it. Will you dress it up?
    *** You bet I will. ~Laura

  8. tj says:

    lol@ “buy this heifer a goat.”

  9. Mark in IT says:

    Oh, I see how it is. Start with asking for a goat, now change it to a house! You ARE like a third world country.

  10. Jan says:

    Here’s a cute one:
    http://dailysquee.com/2010/03/29/cute-baby-animal-vincent-van-goat/
    Sigh. I know that I’m just making it harder on myself looking at goats I can never have.
    *** You should get one! ~ Laura

  11. Doni says:

    sooooooooooo cute.
    *** Me or the goat? lol ~Laura

  12. Doni says:

    No comment!

  13. Pat says:

    “buy this heifer a goat”
    priceless!

  14. Becky says:

    I have a house in the country, but I’m not giving it to you. I don’t think you’d like living beside my in-laws anyway. But if I had a goat I would send it to you.

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