I found this site, Heifer International and I think one of you should give me a goat. Yeah, I know it’s supposed to be for donating livestock to poor people in third world countries so they can start farming their herds. But fuck that. Charity begins at home, my home to be exact. And if they are that poor, they will just eat your donated goat and that’s just wrong. Send them some cheese or something.
P.S. J called and said “Wow. You should work for a non-profit.”
P.P.S. J also read about the cupcake caper and said he wondered why there was a hint of Fancy Feast Savory Salmon.
P.P.P.S. It concerns me that he knows what Fancy Feast Savory Salmon cat food taste like. Maybe you should send him some cheese. But still send me the goat.
P.P.P.P.S. I really can’t have a goat until I move out of the city. So I should correct this to say “Buy me a house in the country so I can have a goat” but I am too lazy, and will just put it here. Buy This Heifer a Country Home. Thank you.15 Comments