Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
I found this site, Heifer International and I think one of you should give me a goat. Yeah, I know it’s supposed to be for donating livestock to poor people in third world countries so they can start farming their herds. But fuck that. Charity begins at home, my home to be exact. And if they are that poor, they will just eat your donated goat and that’s just wrong. Send them some cheese or something.
P.S. J called and said “Wow. You should work for a non-profit.”
P.P.S. J also read about the cupcake caper and said he wondered why there was a hint of Fancy Feast Savory Salmon.
P.P.P.S. It concerns me that he knows what Fancy Feast Savory Salmon cat food taste like. Maybe you should send him some cheese. But still send me the goat.
P.P.P.P.S. I really can’t have a goat until I move out of the city. So I should correct this to say “Buy me a house in the country so I can have a goat” but I am too lazy, and will just put it here. Buy This Heifer a Country Home. Thank you.
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Oh, I know you’d have no problem ripping a goat out of a little kid’s arms! lol
Be careful what you ask for…. you might end up w/500 baby goats delivered to your house. Now that would be funny and dont call me.
*** You know you want one, or 499. ~Laura
You really do need to get a goat.
***I KNOW, right? I need to move first. ~Laura
good thing most of us don’t have your address…
**When I move I will post it : ) ~Laura
Where’s BeBe?! maaaaa
LOL… love the last pic!
I really hope you get a goat so we can see pictures and videos of it. Will you dress it up?
*** You bet I will. ~Laura
lol@ “buy this heifer a goat.”
Oh, I see how it is. Start with asking for a goat, now change it to a house! You ARE like a third world country.
Here’s a cute one:
http://dailysquee.com/2010/03/29/cute-baby-animal-vincent-van-goat/
Sigh. I know that I’m just making it harder on myself looking at goats I can never have.
*** You should get one! ~ Laura
sooooooooooo cute.
*** Me or the goat? lol ~Laura
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“buy this heifer a goat”
priceless!
Speaking of goats:
http://kaching.tumblr.com/post/479834528/tumblr-post-3-000
I have a house in the country, but I’m not giving it to you. I don’t think you’d like living beside my in-laws anyway. But if I had a goat I would send it to you.