You know how you ask someone “How was your weekend?” and instead of them saying “Fine, how was yours?” they start telling you some boring ass story about some boring ass shit that happened over their weekend and you’re kind of trapped like an animal listening to them and nodding your head and all you want to do is chew your leg off so that you can run away? That’s what my “Retarded Pictorial Series” is like. Enjoy.
Retarded Pictorial Story of Something That Happened Today
While I was cleaning my house I felt industrious and made Red Velvet Cupcakes.
As they were cooling I sat down on the couch and fell into a Lemon Pledge induced coma and my cat Traxler licked off the top of three cupcakes.
I iced them anyway and took them to J’s house.
Shit. Maybe I shouldn’t have told this story.
Now here’s a picture from Jan of Cascade Exposures of a baby pygmy goat trying to chew it’s leg off.