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— Laura

Yet another “series” to start and run into the ground. You’re welcome.

By Laura On March 20, 2010 · 15 Comments

I think I am going to start doing a weekly series on here called “Retarded Pictorial Story of Something That Happened Today.” Catchy, eh? I’ll do it on the weekends because nobody reads the Internets on weekends and I can just get stupid here without drawing too much attention to myself. Words I live by, by the way. For anybody who doesn’t know the significance of T-Rex, you can read here. Or not. You will just be thinking “What the hell?” But I think everyone thinks that here. So let’s get started shall we?

Retarded Pictorial Story of Something That Happened Today

What the hell could this be?

OH MY T-REX! And he has a broken leg and a hospital I.D. Bracelet!

What the fuck was I thinking? He’s T-Rex. He doesn’t break bones.

And oh yeah, he’s not real.

OH noes! I didn’t mean it!

He’s very forgiving.

Now here’s a picture of John Cenna holding a baby pygmy goat.

Fin.

P.S. I don’t know why T-Rex’s head looks blue, it’s not. Must be my camera settings. Or maybe T-Rex is kind of like vampires. You know vampires have no reflections. Maybe T-Rex just photographs blue. I don’t know. I’m not a paleontologist. Or the Pope.

15 Comments

15 Responses to Yet another “series” to start and run into the ground. You’re welcome.

Kim says:

March 20, 2010 at 4:05 pm

I thought you were the pope.So who have I been crafting booties for all these years?

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linlah says:

March 20, 2010 at 5:30 pm

I read the internets on the weekend so I can comment without drawing too much attention to myself.
*** Excellent! ~Laura

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LeeAnn says:

March 20, 2010 at 9:37 pm

I know the Pope. He’s not a paleontolgist either, but he does rock a tutu.

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Doni says:

March 20, 2010 at 10:12 pm

Me likes the John…I mean little goat chest..no wait.. I mean pygmy.. oh forget it… nice T-Rex.

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Nicole says:

March 20, 2010 at 10:32 pm

Finally. It’s about time T-Rex was properly honored. I assume he requires no incense to be burned at his feet, just regular offerings of meat?

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Dave Merriman says:

March 21, 2010 at 12:11 am

Y’know, you should think about maybe getting one of those baby pygmy goats.
Failing that, maybe you can have a John Cenna, I suppose.

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D.W. says:

March 21, 2010 at 12:38 am

Isn’t it a bad idea to have a goat and a T. Rex in the same area? I seem to recall a movie where that didn’t turn out so well…for the goat, anyway.
*** My T-Rex loves goats. And not as an appetizer. ~Laura

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patti says:

March 21, 2010 at 7:08 am

I was thinking the same thing as DW.
Except before that I was thinking about that last picture – think I’ll just keep thinking about that last picture. Then I’ll come back and look at it again, and …
yum
*** The first time I saw Cenna was on Mad TV and he did a sketch with Bobby Lee that was one of the funniest things I ever saw. You could tell he had a great sense of humor too, which makes him double hawt. ~Laura

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alison says:

March 21, 2010 at 7:42 am

Thought of you when I watched a TV ad over here recently for a phone company. The themesong was Ghostbusters and for some random reason that appealed to me as random things do..the songline was changed to “I ain’t afraid of no goat” with a goat getting out of a van. You’ve started something here Laura
**** I am such a trendsetter, eh? lol ~Laura

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LikeIdusearealname says:

March 21, 2010 at 7:48 am

So this dude I work with sends me your link indicating “this gal has the same sense of humor as you”…and I’m like…dude…they broke the F’n mold. I was wrong. It is Lent so I will pray for you and the D-bag goats and well…not so much for Clooney….he killed the original “Oceans Eleven” for me. EOM.
*** The secret is just watch him, not what comes out of his mouth, or the WHORES he dates. ~ Laura

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JackCoke says:

March 21, 2010 at 9:15 am

“He’s T-Rex. He doesn’t break bones.”
The hell he doesn’t.
Just not his OWN bones.

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dogette says:

March 21, 2010 at 12:20 pm

I read on weekends. And I prefer blogs that make me go “What the hell?” like this one. Honestly, though, I have to “pretend” I’m going “What the hell?” when really, it’s all making total sense to me of you know what I mean. I want to “fit in.”

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Jan says:

March 21, 2010 at 4:28 pm

I could do some snobby Photog. thing about colors of light vs. the white balance setting on your camera (re: blue TRex), but I won’t because really, I don’t know shit, I just pretend to.
And I DEMAND to know why the hell that dude doesn’t ever show up at the state fair here and pose with goats. The HELL, people.
**I know right? I’d buy a ticket to see him. ~Laura

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Jennifer says:

March 22, 2010 at 5:15 am

LMAO! Funny as hell.

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Morgan says:

March 22, 2010 at 1:41 pm

Holy shit, you’re funny. Just went through your archives too. Hilarious. I hope you get a goat soon!
***Thanks, Morgan. I hope I get one soon too! ~Laura

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