Monday night I had a migraine. I have a migraine about once or twice a year. Which, if you have to have migraines, isn’t that bad I suppose. This one was one of those nasty migraines where light hurts your eyes, sound hurts your ears, and you feel like you’re going to puke but know [...]
I found this site, Heifer International and I think one of you should give me a goat. Yeah, I know it’s supposed to be for donating livestock to poor people in third world countries so they can start farming their herds. But fuck that. Charity begins at home, my home [...]
You know how you ask someone “How was your weekend?” and instead of them saying “Fine, how was yours?” they start telling you some boring ass story about some boring ass shit that happened over their weekend and you’re kind of trapped like an animal listening to them and nodding your head and all you [...]
