Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
It was a suck ass day and to top it all off, my rabies came out of remission. When this happens there’s nothing to do but post pictures and videos because I am too much of an attention whore to just skip a day of blogging. Aren’t you glad?
Know what cures rabies? Baby pygmy goats.
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OH MY GOD!!! I WANT A BABY GOAT TOO!! It is soooo cute!!
I AM so glad you are an attention whore! I get sad when you miss a day (HINT: like weekends!!)
***You’re supposed to be too busy with your exciting life to even notice when I don’t blog on weekends.~Laura
ok. that’s it. I cant stand it any more.If you keep this up…… I’M gonna end up with a DAMN GOAT… they are just too cute.
SHIT. Now I want a baby goat. There goes my man card.
I see no reason why you couldn’t have a pygmy goat in the city. Just house break it, and when you take it for walks dress it up and put it in a baby carriage. No one will be the wiser. I mean, you do live in Wrong Carolina.
*** I think people will notice when I, of all people, have a baby carriage. Police and child protective services will be called. ~Laura
OMG OMG! Too frick’n CUTE!!
I’d still have to take the full sized goat. I’m too afraid Satan’s Little Helper would eat a pygmy.
*** OMG get a goat!! Yes! And take pictures! And videos! ~Laura
When (not if… I know it’s gonna happen) you get the BPG, you’re going to have to post a photo of all the critters snuggled up together.
**Oh I will! ~Laura
Sorry you all have the rabies- but Jack looks happy to have them.
I want a baby goat now too. Dammit.
A BPG would cure anything – especially your Rabies.
*** Exactly!! ~Laura
Where can I get one of those rabies microbes at?
That little goat is cute. I hope my g/f doesn’t see that video.
**They sell them at Think Geek and Amazon. ~Laura
Just sitting here, idly wondering how much of your time I could kill by sending you links to baby pygmy goat vids…
What the hell… let’s find out…
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=baby+pygmy+goats&search_type=&aq=0&oq=baby+pygmy+g
*** I believe I had already watched most of them. lol ~Laura
I was fairly certain my cat was bigger than that goat, and then the cats showed up to prove it. Does it use a litter box?
*** I read they can, but it’s kind of hard to believe. ~laura
Do you think campground would allow baby goats? Cause I want me a baby goat. Wait. Who am I kidding? (No pun intended.) My husband doesn’t even want a cat or a dog. How the hell can I convince him I want a goat? Okay, snap out of it Pat.
Oh my…that goat is so cute I can hardly stand it. I did have a giggle at the thought of you, Laura, pushing a baby carriage and enjoying the shock value of people saying “Oh my God…your baby looks like a goat! OH! It IS a goat !” You could answer “Yeah, those hooves scratched on the way out, too.”