I know. I was gone for a few days. I wanted you all to worry; maybe think I finally succumbed to my rabies, or that I
was institutionalized for psychiatric evaluation got that date with George Clooney and was chased, tasered, and booked by the LAPD we ran off together. This tactic is called being a “drama queen.” Being a drama queen is another facet of being an attention whore. But after getting literally one tons of emails inquiring on my whereabouts, I have returned. Yes, I am back. And I want attention. There’s still another full week left in Attention Whore Month. Today is also the day to announce the winner of this week’s Cool Crap Giveaway. The giveaway is also one of my ways of getting attention. I am not too proud to buy friends and attention. There will be one more giveaway next weekend and that will be the last, so comment stating you want some free crap if you want some free crap. If you don’t want any free crap, still comment because that’s what Attention Whore Month is all about.
Congrats Doni! Jack picked your name! Let me know what crap you want.17 Comments