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I am continuing your education even though it’s throwing me into the express lane to Hell. It’s like I’m a martyr. You’re welcome. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura


T-Rex Knit Sign


This is another sign message I took a pic of today at that church I pass by on my way to town.


I’ve had rabies all weekend. But rabies doesn’t stop me from my desire to educate you people. I know I have been slacking on the educating since I became such an attention whore. Perhaps I can start combining the two.



Atention Whore

16 Comments
 

16 Responses to I am continuing your education even though it’s throwing me into the express lane to Hell. It’s like I’m a martyr. You’re welcome.

  1. It amuses me greatly to think of what reactions those kinds of “Christians” will have when they find out what God REALLY thinks of their shenanigans…

  2. JackCoke says:

    I am fortunate to have an eldest brother who is a priest (non-child-molesting kind, for those who might question such things) and therefore I have a Get-In-Free card to heaven. (I saw it on “Cheers,” and it must be true that immediate family gets in.)
    This viewpoint is a constant source of amusement to my wife, who thinks that if there is such a place as heaven, you have to earn your position there, regardless of family connections.
    “Nonsense!” I say, “It says in the Bible that if you have an immediate family member in the clergy, you get in free.”
    “Why does it say that in black Sharpie in your writing?” she says.
    She constantly does things like that to me.

  3. Pat says:

    God knits? Who knew?
    If you can do what that girl is doing in the photo? You’re not an attention whore. You’re just a whore. I’m just saying.

  4. Jim - PRS says:

    The pic looks like the letter “Y”. Educational and attention-getting.

  5. Jennifer says:

    Ugh, that church! Sometimes when I see their signs I want to just crash into them. But then I remember that would hurt me. lol I wish a T-Rex would stomp in it.
    Did you see the one about homosexuals going to hell? Ugh. I’m sure God is real proud of them.

  6. Joe the Blog Stalker says:

    I for one am glad you are back to educating us. I hope there will be charts and graphs too.

  7. Doni says:

    It just astounds me that they make a fire department or a store remove a Manger scene at Christmas, for some stupid reason… but they let these Mental Giants put up these obnoxious signs… continuously,repeatedly. Cranial Vacancy runs amuck.
    ** * I know, right? I couldn’t believe that. I wish I had caught on cam what one sign they put up a few years ago said- I can’t remember the wording exactly- but what it amounted to was “blow up abortion clinics.” Seriously. I don’t think that’s WWJD. ~Laura

  8. Ex-Southerner says:

    I have been reading your blog and really enjoy it. This is my first time commenting. I used to live in Columbia and have seen this church’s signs. It is amazing they can get away with the things they say on it. The year the Pope came to Columbia they called him Satan. I don’t know if you saw that or not. I had seen their sign vandalized before and that always made me laugh.
    But anyway, keep up the blogging!

  9. Maeve says:

    Nice to see narrowed minded thinking is alive and well.
    *** I live in the narrow-minded capital of the USA I do believe. ~Laura

  10. dogette says:

    Pat, your comment made me LOL. Just sayin’.
    Church signs are a hoot. You can make your own http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/ I’m not saying you SHOULD make your own, because you will go to HELL if you do. Hell is Wal-Mart, for me. I don’t want to go to Wal-Mart.

  11. Oddybobo says:

    I have strived my entire life to be like God. He knits, I knit . . . it has been done. I feel fulfilled now.
    Oh! Is it too late to want to win your cool crap?
    **** No it’s not too late to enter! Jack will pick another winner this weekend. ~ Laura

  12. patti says:

    Ah refuse of a decidedly cool ambient temperature – that is what I truly desire.

  13. Trish says:

    I just wanted to step in and say hell is here on earth and narrow minded people will not get to heaven they will have to return here and do it all over again. EWWWW another lifetime of this abuse no no take me away now. I want your cool crap

  14. jw says:

    Best sign ever at a church:
    “Sign is broke. Inquire within.”
    Want your cool crap!

  15. Doni says:

    oh yeah! I forgot in all the excitement. I still want your cool crap… not a lot of it… just one thing. TCDWNEOM!

  16. alison says:

    ROFL at that sign and the dino arms

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