Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
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And the second winner of cool crap is…


Congrats Dave Merriman! Jack picked your name to be the second winner of cool crap. Email me an address and I’ll get some crap out to you next week!
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Oh, golly… I feel so… so… SPECIAL. Like maybe I even have my own Olympics.
Congratulations Dave….%&&%*()#^$%^)(*&$%^&*(_)(*&^%&&(*)&^^%^&)(*%^&*)(*%&^&)(*&^%TP__&*^%TY)(*I&^%T)OP)_(*&*^^%^&*()*U()(*U())_((*&%RT^Y()_PI()*&*U(OI…… YEAH! Dave.. WOOHOO!
Congrats, Dave!
Congrats, Dave! You lucky dawg, you!
Congratulations!
Keep the crap coming! I want some!
We expect pictures Dave -
I want me some of that cool crap too.
Nice! I can’t wait to see what cool crap Dave gets!
Congrats Dave….Can’t wait for the pics.
Congrats to Dave! Cool crap is where it’s at. I just made that up. OK, I’m leaving now.
It’s good to see Jack rewarding the cat people.
Wow, Dave, you are one lucky bastard!
I’d like the cool crap, but I really don’t have room in my candominium – 400 sq. feet with 6 tires!
Congrats Dave!!
Congrats to you Dave!