2010 January | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

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From the monthly archives: January 2010

The Winner of the Final Craptastic Giveaway

By Laura On January 31, 2010 · 8 Comments

It rained yesterday. That was it for our winter storm. This morning the railing on the backstairs had a little bit of ice on them. It scared me, but I ventured on to the store. I am brave like that. The Toilet Paper Scare of 2010 was completely averted.

Now on to the Craptastic [...]

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If I should disappear off the Internets, someone please tell George Clooney I loved him so and I forgave him his WHORES, though he should have known better than to date such nasty skanks

By Laura On January 30, 2010 · 13 Comments

It’s gotten colder. It’s raining. It’s supposed to turn to sleet and ice shortly. The temperature tonight is going to be in the 20′s. I have plenty of bread, milk, and eggs. I do, however, just have 2 rolls of toilet paper. TWO ROLLS. I will try to hang on. Ration them. Single sheet time. [...]

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I am interrupting Attention Whore Month to bring you an update on Crazy Betty, but then I bring it right back to ME, so don’t worry

By Laura On January 28, 2010 · 22 Comments

For anyone who is not familiar with my crazy ass neighbor, you can go here, here, and then here to catch up if you’d like. Oh, and here. Oh [...]

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I’m going to take this Attention Whore thing to a whole ‘nother level and post a pet video, I think that promotes me to Attention Call Girl

By Laura On January 27, 2010 · 19 Comments

It’s the last week of Attention Whore Month and I must say you all have done me proud. Of course, I had to entice some of you with free crap, but that’s okay. It’s a win-win situation. You get crap, I get rid of crap. Again, this weekend will be the last craptacular giveaway, at [...]

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Moth.

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Andrew Knapp Photos.

Pot Noodles.

The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.

Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.

Rescued!

Wake Up!

Hitler's Home Movies.

Adopted!

Subway Surfer.

MC Mom.

Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?

Now I want to go to Iceland.

AYA!

Karaoke Hitler.

Wake up! They see us!

Wasted.

How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.

A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.

Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.

Birds in Watercolor.

When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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The Winner of the Final Craptastic Giveaway

If I should disappear off the Internets, someone please tell George Clooney I loved him so and I forgave him his WHORES, though he should have known better than to date such nasty skanks

I am interrupting Attention Whore Month to bring you an update on Crazy Betty, but then I bring it right back to ME, so don’t worry

I’m going to take this Attention Whore thing to a whole ‘nother level and post a pet video, I think that promotes me to Attention Call Girl

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