Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
From the monthly archives: January 2010

The Winner of the Final Craptastic Giveaway

By On January 31, 2010 · 8 Comments

It rained yesterday. That was it for our winter storm. This morning the railing on the backstairs had a little bit of ice on them. It scared me, but I ventured on to the store. I am brave like that. The Toilet Paper Scare of 2010 was completely averted.

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If I should disappear off the Internets, someone please tell George Clooney I loved him so and I forgave him his WHORES, though he should have known better than to date such nasty skanks

By On January 30, 2010 · 13 Comments

It’s gotten colder. It’s raining. It’s supposed to turn to sleet and ice shortly. The temperature tonight is going to be in the 20′s. I have plenty of bread, milk, and eggs. I do, however, just have 2 rolls of toilet paper. TWO ROLLS. I will try to hang on. Ration them. Single sheet time. [...]

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I am interrupting Attention Whore Month to bring you an update on Crazy Betty, but then I bring it right back to ME, so don’t worry

By On January 28, 2010 · 22 Comments


For anyone who is not familiar with my crazy ass neighbor, you can go here, here, and then here to catch up if you’d like. Oh, and here. Oh [...]

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I’m going to take this Attention Whore thing to a whole ‘nother level and post a pet video, I think that promotes me to Attention Call Girl

By On January 27, 2010 · 19 Comments

It’s the last week of Attention Whore Month and I must say you all have done me proud. Of course, I had to entice some of you with free crap, but that’s okay. It’s a win-win situation. You get crap, I get rid of crap. Again, this weekend will be the last craptacular giveaway, at [...]

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