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Today after work I went to take a shower in an attempt to wash away some of the suckassness of the day. As I removed my bra, I turned and caught a quick glimpse in the mirror of something disconcerting. A “spot.” A discolored mole almost the size of a dime on the inward side [...]
Today I got up, went to work in the rain, worked, and then came home in the rain. And in between I wanted to stab everyone. My day. The end. And because what’s in my head and on my hard drive is way more exciting than my reality today, I thought I’d just post a [...]
