Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
Everyone does a New Year’s Resolutions list and most start out with losing weight and exercising more, but that’s just the beer and Cheetos mixing with the fat cells talking and I’ve learned to ignore THAT voice
I’ve basically stopped blogging on weekends because you people ignore me, but I wanted to show my action-packed Saturday morning and make the few of you that do come by all jealous and shit
I really do think we will all get everything we ever hoped for in 2010, but remember, I’m kind of delusional with stalker tendencies, so you can’t rely on anything I say. Happy New Year Everyone!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR LAURA & J & JACK & 2 KITTIES AND THE BIRD……HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!
WOOPS… I MEAN THREE KITTIES………
Good thing he FINALLY came to his sences and declared.
Now if he could just stay away from the whores, maybe he won’t end up like Cheeta with a nine iron around his head.
Happy New Year, Laura, J. and Jack!
A very happy new year to you and your family!
Hmmm..George is really looking good in that pic. I guess it would be wrong for me to start stalking him too…Ah well, Happy New Year.
That is SO romantic, what George said/did, above. I’m so happy for you!!!!!
Thank you, Laura!!
And Happy New Year to you and the rest of the Flying Monkeys!
By the way….I don’t see anything wrong with being delusional. tee hee
Is this about today’s give-away? Is it he champagne? Or is it the vodka bottle down here at the bottom? If it’s the martini glass, I’m not interested. Thanks anyway.
Happy New Year and may you end up with a naked George Clooney in your bed at some point this year!
Not that there are bad pictures of George, but that’s a good picture of George.
Happy New Year Laura!
Becky, you’ve seized upon a great idea! I’ve never thought of myself as a Flying Monkey, but I like it. I like it alot.
Flying Monkeys of the world, fly! Fly!
I’m just hoping for not as trying as last year.
Delusions are the only things that make it worth chewing through the restraints most days so go on with your rabies infected self!