Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
I tweeted this a few weeks ago, but it bears repeating here. You know that stray cat that I kind of adopted? This one:
Yeah, her. Tinks. Well, I think she’s a serial killer. She comes home every other night with blood on her. It’s not hers, I check. Normally I’d be concerned for the public welfare but not in my neighborhood. The herd needs thinning, if you catch my drift.
Umm. I have to go now. She’s looking through the window at me. If you don’t see any entries for a while, show the authorities this blog entry. Oh, but not those stab/stalking ones, okay?
P.S. I was sent this today and it made me laugh out loud. You must have your sound on to really appreciate it.
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As long as it’s not HER blood, and she’s only coming home after successfully evading the authorities, I’d say don’t worry about it. Left to it’s own devices, Nature cures stupidity.
I’ve seen the video before, but the music was a perfect match for it!
Tinks, Crazy Betty, Blood of Jesus. I’m seeing a pattern.
she’s a ninja!
my black cat is pretty damn evil.. i think it’s cause they are all black lol
Hope you had a crazy fun Christmas Laura!! I picked up something in France for you. Will send it soon. Right now Im hibernating.
xxx
And I think she’s killing them then eating them! Look how big Tinks got!
That video with the music is hysterical. Poor guy. lol
Can you direct Tinks towards Crazy Betty’s house? That’ll take care of your problem there.
That video made me laugh too.
That cat has pretty eyes. Serial killer eyes, but pretty anyway. lol