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Sure, gold, frankincense and myrrh are pretty cool, but Mary will like mine best | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

Christmas Nativity

11 Comments
 

11 Responses to Sure, gold, frankincense and myrrh are pretty cool, but Mary will like mine best

  1. jck says:

    Such good ADVICE I tell you! Are you cross-posting? These are the kinds of things the masses need to learn!!!!

  2. dogette says:

    I must say, you and George make a fine-looking couple. I hope he paid for the Huggies. Nothing more tacky than a tightwad celebrity I always say. The T Rex is sort of like ceiling cat, right? Only … not.

  3. D.W. says:

    Don’t forget the baby wipes, either. You’ll be amazed how useful those things are (and how many you’ll go through!). Merry Christmas to everyone!

  4. Becky says:

    Merry Christmas, Laura!

  5. jw says:

    Betcha George Clooneys WHORE wouldn’t have been so thoughtful.
    Merry Christmas to you and all of your flying monkeys, Laura!

  6. Laura says:

    Oh that WHORE would have just brought head lice to the manger, jw.
    Thank you everyone, and thank you for reading my crazy ass blog. Merry Christmas!!!

  7. dogette says:

    I’m SO glad I found your crazy-ass blog and kinda have gotten to know you. Srsly. Mushy mush to you and yours.
    HRD sends a Christmas Day butt-sniff to Jack.

  8. patti says:

    Merry Christmas Laura, J, Jack, and that cat :)

  9. Doni says:

    Merry Merry Christmas to all of you…. It has been a pleasure and a total mental diversion to be a part of Monkeys. You have saved my day on more than one occasion. I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a happy and healthy 2010…slobber slobber.and J & Jack,, I have no idea what is in store for you guys in the next 12 months but I can hardly wait…. LYMI.. oh yeah! one more thing. IT DOES NOT TASTE LIKE SWEET TEA!!!! Until about the third one… Then it taste like sweet tea…..

  10. Merry Christmas, Laura!

  11. CGHill says:

    I keep imagining, late at night, someone at Le Mart du Wal wanting to return a package of myrrh because the money was needed for Huggies.
    Hey, it could happen, couldn’t it?

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