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I’m all Martha Fuckin’ Stewart up in here minus the bad hair and the whole ex-con thing, oh and the multi-million dollar empire- but I got that bitchy thing going on | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

I’ve had a rotten stinking cold all weekend because assholes can’t stay home when they’re sick, let alone cover their mouths when they cough. In between watching bad television today and chugging Nyquil I decided to make some chicken tacos in the crock pot. I needed a meal I could prepare that wouldn’t burn my house down while I faded in and out of consciousness. I took pictures because, well, I knew this would be the highlight of my weekend.


First you empty a can of drained corn, and a can of rinsed and drained black beans into the crock pot.



Chicken Taco


On top of that empty a packet of taco seasoning.



Chicken Taco


Then lay three boneless, skinless chicken breasts on top of that. I didn’t take a pic of that step because I think I passed out for a little bit there. Then on top of the chicken, dump a jar of your favorite salsa. I like hot salsa, not that you asked.



Chicken Taco


Cover and cook on low for six to seven hours. Then take out your chicken, shred it and mix it back in the crock pot. Then make your tacos. I just used sour cream and shredded sharp cheddar cheese because I have an aversion to lettuce being put on anything hot. Not that you asked.



Chicken Taco


I have to go hack up a lung now. Bon appetit!

9 Comments
 

9 Responses to I’m all Martha Fuckin’ Stewart up in here minus the bad hair and the whole ex-con thing, oh and the multi-million dollar empire- but I got that bitchy thing going on

  1. Doni says:

    Lunch tomorrow? Those look absolutely yummy!!! Have you thought about putting up a rubber curtain around your office? Or possible a baseball bat under your desk so when they sneeze on you , you can WHACK them across their knees.Or in their face, which ever… Why don’t you just take your TASER to work. That would do it!

  2. Nicole says:

    Sounds and looks very tasty. Shall have to give it a try.

  3. D.W. says:

    We all hope you’re back in stabbing form real soon!

  4. Schrodinger's Other Cat says:

    I’m all for easy dinners that cook while I’m chained to my desk down the hall. I’ve got to give that a try.
    Feel better soon!

  5. Lex says:

    Good to hear it isn’t the rabies this time…
    It looks good but i don’t like corn in that kind of stuff and i don’t do spicy… thought you should know. lol
    But i am all about cheese and sourcream!!

  6. dogette says:

    DAMN THAT LOOKS SO GOOD. Sorry for the caps but Mexican food is my thing I could eat every meal every day forever and ever and I mean it.
    However, I am a lame-ass “cook.” I will try to make this some day because somewhere in the house there is a “crock” pot.
    I agree. Lettuce put on hot things is wrong. Also, the bitch who coughed and sneezed all over you at work because she was a SELFISH MORON who wouldn’t stay the fuck HOME, needs to be . . .
    STABBED. And re-infected. I know, you’re thinking, “If I STAB her, why bother reinfecting her, since she’ll be dead already, from the stabbing?”
    I have no good answer for that but I stand by my statement. And hope you are feeling better, or at least good enough to go cough on that WHORE.

  7. Pat says:

    Sounds good. I don’t know about the corn, but everything else sound good. I’m all for the crock pot recipes.

  8. I need to ask Nick how you can take pictures that illuminate something without being blaring. I hate taking pictures of food because it is so bright.
    While you are asking him, ask if he has sent those pics yet. You know the ones…

  9. gatorgirl4325 says:

    Dear Laura,
    I am always late to the party, but I made this recipe over The Great Blizzard of ’09 and have to say – DELICIOUS!
    Thanks for sharing!

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