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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 The Fetch My Flying Monkeys Ultimate Zombie Apocalypse Survival Chainsaw Giveaway Winner | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Congratulations Tuesday! You now have a better chance of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse. Please email me at laura at fetchmyflyingmonkeys dot com with your choice of prizes–the chainsaw, or an Amazon gift certificate, or iTunes Cards and an address to ship your prizes.
Thank you for playing everyone. I have enjoyed reading the horrible things you wrote about George Clooney’s WHORE and I am glad I was able to encourage it with a giveaway. I wish I could award you all but, alas, I’m not rich like Steve Jobs who steals from innocent hard working folks. Especially douchey folks with iPhones, like me. I have an iPhone.
Oh, damn! I held my breath and everything, I’m even turning blue! Shit, shit, shit! Oh well. Congratulations, Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean it. Sincerely. (Cough – bullshit) No, really. Enjoy the chainsaw. ‘Cause you’ll need it when all the rest of us “losers” come after you. Mwahhahahaha!
Seriously, great contest Laura. You are one crazy broad!
Congratulations to Tuesday!
That contest was a BLAST. A blast, I tell you. I had a great time. The WHORE got what she deserves, too. All for a good cause.
Oh. If for any reason Tuesday does not come forward to claim her prize, I mean, god forbid and all, she might get a bad paper cut or something and be unable to email you, I think I should get the prize.
Tuesday, do be careful with the paper!!! Srsly, I mean it.
No I don’t.
Yes I do.
No I don’t.
Shut up.
No YOU shut up.
I was here first.
No you weren’t.
Yes I was.
STFU.
Congratulations Tuesday !!! Can I borrow it? I promise I’ll give it back. (not) of course you know when the time comes we will “ALL” be at your house so you can protect us “ALL”… heehee. Yes as soon as you give Laura the address.
So. It’s Sunday now. November. Still no Tuesday here to claim her prize. I’m not for a minute suggesting she isn’t interested in claiming it, don’t get me wrong here. I’m just saying it’s November 1st and some contests give “unclaimed” prizes to people who keep showing up leaving comments, all hyper-like, when the contest winner is even just a TAD slow in showing up to claim the prize. Like, say the actual contest winner has a bad paper-cut and can’t type in their acceptance speech email/comment. What then? Are there rules in place in the fine print somewhere to deal with this situation? Not that I’m anxious or nipping at Tuesday’s heels like I have RABIES. Because that would be unsportsmanlike.
Pat! Retract the fangs for a sec, I have a PLAN! See, maybe this could be like a “Survivor” situation where we all gang up on Tuesday and vote her off the island and take her shit?
Oh no, I mean, “congratulations” AGAIN, Tuesday! Srsly!
I came back from my weekend away from the internet, all prepared with my “you really like me” speech, and then…
Hey, Congrats Tuesday! We need YouTube video of you and your new chainsaw. With the wonders of video post-production software, real zombies are optional. Use a homeless dude and you’re halfway there.
Oh, damn! I held my breath and everything, I’m even turning blue! Shit, shit, shit! Oh well. Congratulations, Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean it. Sincerely. (Cough – bullshit) No, really. Enjoy the chainsaw. ‘Cause you’ll need it when all the rest of us “losers” come after you. Mwahhahahaha!
Seriously, great contest Laura. You are one crazy broad!
Congratulations to Tuesday!
That contest was a BLAST. A blast, I tell you. I had a great time. The WHORE got what she deserves, too. All for a good cause.
Have I mentioned yet today that I have an iPhone?
Well I do.
Oh. If for any reason Tuesday does not come forward to claim her prize, I mean, god forbid and all, she might get a bad paper cut or something and be unable to email you, I think I should get the prize.
Tuesday, do be careful with the paper!!! Srsly, I mean it.
No I don’t.
Yes I do.
No I don’t.
Shut up.
No YOU shut up.
I was here first.
No you weren’t.
Yes I was.
STFU.
*Laughing so fucking hard at Doggette*
*snort*
Congrats Tuesday!
Congratulations Tuesday !!! Can I borrow it? I promise I’ll give it back. (not) of course you know when the time comes we will “ALL” be at your house so you can protect us “ALL”… heehee. Yes as soon as you give Laura the address.
Congrats, Tuesday!
Congratulations Tuesday! But darn, I was really hoping it would be me. I have several uses for a chainsaw…
I blame my loss on Clooney and his whore.
So. It’s Sunday now. November. Still no Tuesday here to claim her prize. I’m not for a minute suggesting she isn’t interested in claiming it, don’t get me wrong here. I’m just saying it’s November 1st and some contests give “unclaimed” prizes to people who keep showing up leaving comments, all hyper-like, when the contest winner is even just a TAD slow in showing up to claim the prize. Like, say the actual contest winner has a bad paper-cut and can’t type in their acceptance speech email/comment. What then? Are there rules in place in the fine print somewhere to deal with this situation? Not that I’m anxious or nipping at Tuesday’s heels like I have RABIES. Because that would be unsportsmanlike.
Dogette, Step down you BIATCH. LOOK WHO COMMENTED FIRST. May the first BIATCH WIN!
Pat! Retract the fangs for a sec, I have a PLAN! See, maybe this could be like a “Survivor” situation where we all gang up on Tuesday and vote her off the island and take her shit?
Oh no, I mean, “congratulations” AGAIN, Tuesday! Srsly!
Congrats Tuesday!!
Kinda hoping I could have won that…. I could use a sock monkey!
I came back from my weekend away from the internet, all prepared with my “you really like me” speech, and then…
Hey, Congrats Tuesday! We need YouTube video of you and your new chainsaw. With the wonders of video post-production software, real zombies are optional. Use a homeless dude and you’re halfway there.
Thank you all and especially Laura who has kick ass contests!
Huzzah!