Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
The Murderous Asshole Animals educational series is continuing in Twitter. I’m going to post some in here in case there are some folks that are afraid of Twitter. I should be. My account was hijacked by a spam bot. I took it back and stabbed the bot. Well, okay, I changed my password. That’s the same as stabbing in Twitter.
This week I covered murderous asshole bunnies,
murderous asshole hamsters,
murderous asshole chipmunks,
and murderous asshole (and sexual predator) dolphins.
* I made these on my iPhone using the Ransom Notes and the Image Pro Apps. I know you probably don’t care but I HAD to mention my iPhone. I’m douchey like that.
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I love the ransom note theme with your asshole animals posts.
Your talents are just unlimited. Sigh. I am so jealous.
OK, since no one else will step up to the honesty plate here, I will. I am NOT watching the Michael Jackson movie. I don’t even own a Michael Jackson recording. So there.
I have greatly enjoyed your instructive series on Twitter. Some people (hi Peggy!) think Twitter is “weird.” I think going to see a Michael Jackson movie is “weird.”
BTW. I was in Wal-Mart the other night and there was a wall of Michael Jackson Halloween costumes for kids. The sparkly glove and everything. I stood there drinking in the deep, rich irony of moms dressing their kids up as a pedo for Hallow. Well, it seemed “weird” to me, anyway.
Michael Jackson was spotted at Walmart yesterday. He heard they had boys pants half off…budabump.
Sorry.
I grew up watching Flipper, never saw that one coming. I always figured it would be
Gentle Ben with a taste for the young ones.
When she starts doing “Murderous Asshole Pedophiles,” I suppose we can ask her why she doesn’t just stab the bastards and get it over with.
Hamsters are indeed assholes. I had one when I was a kid, and it bit me everytime I went near it (my brother, however, carried it around in his pocket; it WUVED him). It was definitely out to get me…
Changing topics, I find it ironic that the MJ movie comes out at Halloween. Come see the creepy pedophile’s last movie! It’s sure to scare the kiddies!
Maybe that’s why the costumes are so popular. It’s like Freddy Kruger, but without the claws. I dunno. I’m on to better thoughts…
I don’t need no stinkin’ iPhone to be douchey. That’s the way I roll.
FLIPPER IS INNOCENT!
Oh that explains why I was receiving tweets from you that asked if I wanted to know the best weight loss diet! I thought hmmm…she thinks I am fat? Ha!