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From the daily archives: Thursday, October 29, 2009

This is kind of a ranting PSA, but I want you to also notice how often I work into entries that I own an iPhone because us iPhone users are douchey that way

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I had this added to the notes on my iPhone because I kept forgetting it when I wrote my Stab Lists on Mondays, but this really needs its own post.


People that marinate themselves in perfume or cologne need to be STABBED. Stabbed, then hosed down with some kind of industrial solvent and [...]

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