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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 Someone requested a list of all of my imaginary boyfriends but that list would be too long so I shortened it to the top ten, enough to prove I am an imaginary WHORE | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Someone requested a list of all of my imaginary boyfriends but that list would be too long so I shortened it to the top ten, enough to prove I am an imaginary WHORE
My Top 10 Imaginary Boyfriends I should say The Top 10 as of today’s date. All are subject to change at any moment, excluding #1. He’s permanent. Call me, George Clooney.
23 Responses to Someone requested a list of all of my imaginary boyfriends but that list would be too long so I shortened it to the top ten, enough to prove I am an imaginary WHORE
Jim,
#6 = “The English Patient”.
If you missed that movie you’re a lucky, lucky man. Ralph’s brother is doing a bang-up Shatner impersonation in “FlashForward” these days; looking all intense and sh¡t. Studiously intense.
You can have Clooney all to yourself, Laura. I’ll thumb-wrestle you for Hugh Laurie though.
The list is constantly changing. This was only the top 10 as of the posting. There are many, many more. Many. Many. They come and go also, much like in real life. For instance, Mel Gibson was on the list for years until the whole “Sugar Tits Episode.” Now I just find him creepy, and he’s off the list completely. I find Robert Pattinson hawt. Yes, he is young. But he’s over 21 so he’s eligible for my list. I don’t need the authorities on my case- I already have my whole Stab List thing on my hard drive.
LOL@ “actors that play men”
Be damned if I even know who numbers 6, 9 and 10 are. Maybe it’s because I’m, like, old. Then again, maybe they’re ballet dancers or some shit.
Was a good list till RPatt. To each their own.
Jim,
#6 = “The English Patient”.
If you missed that movie you’re a lucky, lucky man. Ralph’s brother is doing a bang-up Shatner impersonation in “FlashForward” these days; looking all intense and sh¡t. Studiously intense.
You can have Clooney all to yourself, Laura. I’ll thumb-wrestle you for Hugh Laurie though.
I think on the sexy scale .. Johnny Depp should be # 2 … Im just sayin…
So you aren’t the one that David has been cheating on his wife with? I know it isn’t me- although he is on my list too.
(So is Ed Norton.)
They are actors that play men on TV Jim.
Nice pic of Hugh. And Patrick. And. Oh. Forgot what I was going to say.
So which of these guys should be prevented from making a sex tape?
I love your list! I would also add Jared Padelecki and Jensen Ackles cause they are way hotter then #10 and built!!
If Ralph Fiennes is busy, his brother Joseph could sub. Yum. Glad to see I’m not the only adult with the hots for Robert Pattinson.
Henry Cavill. Just sayin’.
Depp’s best look, to me, was in “Chocolat.”
Not that I’m obsessing over your list and the pics or anything.
The list is constantly changing. This was only the top 10 as of the posting. There are many, many more. Many. Many. They come and go also, much like in real life. For instance, Mel Gibson was on the list for years until the whole “Sugar Tits Episode.” Now I just find him creepy, and he’s off the list completely. I find Robert Pattinson hawt. Yes, he is young. But he’s over 21 so he’s eligible for my list. I don’t need the authorities on my case- I already have my whole Stab List thing on my hard drive.
LOL@ “actors that play men”
You may have to fight me for Boreanaz. But at the moment, I am quite content to have sex-filled dreams of Christian Kane . . . .
I loveeeeeee Johnny Depp!
People say I look like Ralph Fiennes. Fact.
What am I, chopped liver?
You and your imaginary boyfriends! I agree on all of them, they are all hot.
Hmmm – Johnny Depp, Hugh Laurie, Patrick Stewart and RPatt. These men are tasty like warm chocolate chip cookies.
And yes, I’m the milk.
Robert Pattinson is adorable. So is Johnny Depp. I’d like to make a sandwich with them. I mean, have a sandwich, that’s it- have a sandwich.
Totally perfect 10!
Great post
Sorry, I’d only go for 1, 3, and 9. You can keep the rest. Well, okay, if you really want to share, I guess I’d be game.
OH NO! Darling Nicky, you are not chopped liver. You are on My list of imaginary boyfriends
What, no Mark Wahlberg????