Someone requested a list of all of my imaginary boyfriends but that list would be too long so I shortened it to the top ten, enough to prove I am an imaginary WHORE

23 Responses to Someone requested a list of all of my imaginary boyfriends but that list would be too long so I shortened it to the top ten, enough to prove I am an imaginary WHORE

1. Jim - PRS says:

   October 28, 2009 at 9:21 pm

   Be damned if I even know who numbers 6, 9 and 10 are. Maybe it’s because I’m, like, old. Then again, maybe they’re ballet dancers or some shit.

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2. Nicole says:

   October 28, 2009 at 9:37 pm

   Was a good list till RPatt. To each their own.

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3. Schrodinger's Other Cat says:

   October 28, 2009 at 9:58 pm

   Jim,
   #6 = “The English Patient”.
   If you missed that movie you’re a lucky, lucky man. Ralph’s brother is doing a bang-up Shatner impersonation in “FlashForward” these days; looking all intense and sh¡t. Studiously intense.
   You can have Clooney all to yourself, Laura. I’ll thumb-wrestle you for Hugh Laurie though.

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4. Doni says:

   October 28, 2009 at 10:47 pm

   I think on the sexy scale .. Johnny Depp should be # 2 … Im just sayin…

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5. karen reich says:

   October 28, 2009 at 10:54 pm

   So you aren’t the one that David has been cheating on his wife with? I know it isn’t me- although he is on my list too.
   (So is Ed Norton.)

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6. J says:

   October 28, 2009 at 11:11 pm

   They are actors that play men on TV Jim.

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7. dogette says:

   October 28, 2009 at 11:18 pm

   Nice pic of Hugh. And Patrick. And. Oh. Forgot what I was going to say.

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8. CGHill says:

   October 28, 2009 at 11:21 pm

   So which of these guys should be prevented from making a sex tape?

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9. Lex says:

   October 28, 2009 at 11:22 pm

   I love your list! I would also add Jared Padelecki and Jensen Ackles cause they are way hotter then #10 and built!!

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10. Shannon says:

    October 29, 2009 at 3:43 am

    If Ralph Fiennes is busy, his brother Joseph could sub. Yum. Glad to see I’m not the only adult with the hots for Robert Pattinson.

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11. dogette says:

    October 29, 2009 at 8:55 am

    Henry Cavill. Just sayin’.
    Depp’s best look, to me, was in “Chocolat.”
    Not that I’m obsessing over your list and the pics or anything.

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12. Laura says:

    October 29, 2009 at 9:18 am

    The list is constantly changing. This was only the top 10 as of the posting. There are many, many more. Many. Many. They come and go also, much like in real life. For instance, Mel Gibson was on the list for years until the whole “Sugar Tits Episode.” Now I just find him creepy, and he’s off the list completely. I find Robert Pattinson hawt. Yes, he is young. But he’s over 21 so he’s eligible for my list. I don’t need the authorities on my case- I already have my whole Stab List thing on my hard drive.
    LOL@ “actors that play men”

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13. Oddybobo says:

    October 29, 2009 at 9:39 am

    You may have to fight me for Boreanaz. But at the moment, I am quite content to have sex-filled dreams of Christian Kane . . . .

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14. Jennifer says:

    October 29, 2009 at 10:08 am

    I loveeeeeee Johnny Depp!

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15. Joe the Blog Stalker says:

    October 29, 2009 at 11:10 am

    People say I look like Ralph Fiennes. Fact.

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16. nick says:

    October 29, 2009 at 11:51 am

    What am I, chopped liver?

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17. Richelle says:

    October 29, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    You and your imaginary boyfriends! I agree on all of them, they are all hot.

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18. Kris, in New England says:

    October 29, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    Hmmm – Johnny Depp, Hugh Laurie, Patrick Stewart and RPatt. These men are tasty like warm chocolate chip cookies.
    And yes, I’m the milk.

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19. Jessica says:

    October 29, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Robert Pattinson is adorable. So is Johnny Depp. I’d like to make a sandwich with them. I mean, have a sandwich, that’s it- have a sandwich.

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20. alison says:

    October 30, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Totally perfect 10!
    Great post

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21. pat says:

    October 30, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Sorry, I’d only go for 1, 3, and 9. You can keep the rest. Well, okay, if you really want to share, I guess I’d be game.

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22. The Original Gargster says:

    October 30, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    OH NO! Darling Nicky, you are not chopped liver. You are on My list of imaginary boyfriends

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23. Jilly says:

    October 31, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    What, no Mark Wahlberg????

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