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I have broadened my classroom to Twitter since most of you people have abandoned me on the weekends

By Laura On October 24, 2009 · 10 Comments

If you follow me on Twitter you may have noticed that I have decided to continue educating the people and also that I bought the Ransom Note iPhone App. Since apparently EVERYONE has a weekend life off of the computer, I am going to do most of my goofing on Twitter on the weekends. I will be a weekend Twitterer. This weekend the lesson is Murderous Ducks. They are assholes; especially the babies. Here’s a taste of what I’m posting in Twitter:

And sometimes I like to mix up my curriculum so that people don’t get bored.

Don’t forget to enter the giveaway. If you haven’t bookmarked it, click that blue button under the banner, the one that says “Click Here to Enter, ect.” If you don’t see your comment after allowing time for my lazy ass to release them out of moderation, be sure to refresh your browser (because of the cache) or email me. So follow me on Twitter and learn a thing or two. I’m like Sidney Poitier in “To Sir, With Love” except I’m white, a female, and I would have stabbed those kids.

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10 Responses to I have broadened my classroom to Twitter since most of you people have abandoned me on the weekends

dogette says:

October 24, 2009 at 6:05 pm

The refresh thing works, people. It works.
I have yet to enter the contest today. Waiting for inspiration to hit. Waiting. Waiting.
Also, I have been busy on Twitter myself. Then I composed a draft of a post for the blog about BROLO but I am afraid he won’t GET IT if he ever reads it so for now it’s still a draft.
You people who don’t read Twitter and blogs on the weekends are missing out on EVERYTHING cool. You really are. Killer ducks. They are out there. That one in the top pic is especially crafty. I’ve seen him before in my yard. Beware.

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D.W. says:

October 24, 2009 at 9:29 pm

Now that you mention it, I’ve kinda wondered why these two mallards keep walking up into my back yard and looking toward the house. I’ll bet those frappin’ ducks are casing the joint.
Well, I’ll be watchin’…if they try anything they’re goin’ DOWN.

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Becky says:

October 25, 2009 at 8:43 am

Killer juvenile ducks?????
What’s this world coming to?
I’m glad I didn’t let The Captain dig that pond like he wanted to!

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pat says:

October 25, 2009 at 12:40 pm

Why do you guys think my house is on WHEELS? So I can get away from those friggin’ KILLER DUCKS.
BUT THEY KEEP FINDING US…..
AAAAAAAA……….

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dogette says:

October 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm

I hate that people abandon you on the weekends. Who the hell do they think they are? You need to TRAIN your readers better. Train them to BE HERE when YOU say to BE HERE or else pay the price.

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Lex says:

October 25, 2009 at 2:03 pm

Fucking ducks.

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gregor says:

October 25, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Ducks are inherently evil creatures. Worse than geese or chickens could ever hope of being. I was attacked by a flock of the vile fowl at the local garden center once. They cornered me and the owner of the place had to turn a hose on them to chase them away, which was a lucky thing for the ducks because there was a gravel rake within reach and I was ready to grab it and start swinging. They were actually trying to bite me or bill me, or whatever the hell it is they do. Bastards. Big, white ugly ducks. With some zombie looking fleshy things hanging off the top of their bills. And black circles around their eyes. I don’t even think they were of this earth. I think they spawned from some alien duck pods the garden center was secretly growing as part of an alien duck take over of the planet.

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jck says:

October 25, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Breaking report…. Viewed some nasty pics of George and his dirty whore girlfriend. They are on/in mags everywhere in the Amsterdam airport. Graffiti attempt was aborted when a group of Japanese tourists approached…
I will be filing further reports as I continue my travels this week…

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dogette says:

October 25, 2009 at 7:25 pm

You know, I have studied that last duck pic because, well, I have nothing better to do, and you can actually SEE the bloodlust in that duck’s eye.

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Laura says:

October 25, 2009 at 9:57 pm

I am glad everyone is heeding my word on ducks. They are evil.
Gregor- I bet those were some kind of hybrid ducks bred by the military.
jck- Please do report back, and stay with the mission. I repeat, STAY WITH THE GRAFFITI MISSION. Over.
Dogette- I knew you’d be able to see the bloodlust in them. They are vile.
And, dogette, I know, right? I apparently need lessons in reader training.

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