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More charts and graphs to remind you how annoying I can be and I made them larger because two Special Ed students requested them that way

By Laura On October 21, 2009 · 7 Comments

I hope everyone is entering the giveaway. I want you all to be prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse, but I can only afford to outfit one of you. The rest of you ~~are doomed~~ will have to outfit yourselves; except Eric who won the last giveaway. But then I didn’t ARM him, so his chances still aren’t good. Just to clear some things up, you can take the $125.00 in an Amazon gift certificate or iTunes cards if you already have a chainsaw or are a pacifist and know you’re going to get eaten anyway. Comments need to be made on that entry. If you click on that blue button above this entry it will take you to the giveaway. If you want to enter the giveaway but feel bad talking shit about George Clooney’s WHORE, then too bad, you are ZOMBIE BAIT. Look, friends support friends. Just look at what Dogette sent me to add to my ~~voodoo altar~~ scrapbook:

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7 Responses to More charts and graphs to remind you how annoying I can be and I made them larger because two Special Ed students requested them that way

dogette says:

October 21, 2009 at 9:12 pm

They should really sell laminated versions of your graphs and charts at Barnes & Noble, like, in a big spinning rack. The world would run so much more smoothly if people has this knowledge at their fingertips.
As for that WHORE in Studio City, you just know one of these days we’re gonna pick up the paper and it’s gonna be about her shaving her head at 10 at night in the street in a football jersey, barefoot, while brandishing an umbrella at photographers.

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Lex says:

October 21, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Hahaha that is kind of creepy….

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PottyMouthCon says:

October 22, 2009 at 10:48 am

Those were most excellent visual aids. I have definitely come to a better — nay, deeper — understanding of the fire, and the underlying causes thereof.

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karen reich says:

October 22, 2009 at 11:13 am

seriously consider creating some tshirts! Very funny!!

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pat says:

October 22, 2009 at 11:40 am

Geez, that’s what I get for going to a Catholic grade school. We were told that God started the fire 100% and that’s where we would go if we didn’t behave.

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Erik says:

October 22, 2009 at 5:03 pm

If I remember correctly, the Zombie Apocalyspe meter said that I had a 94% chance of surviving the upcoming uprising. While you didn’t arm me, I would like to thank you for giving me additional material, as I will not only survive, but thrive as I waste zeke after zeke.

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The Original Gargster says:

October 22, 2009 at 10:44 pm

I hate to be a geek, but the second chart is incorrect.
If the fire has been burning always and since the world has been turning then it follows that that it has been burning since Monday.
But, I bet George Clooney’s whore didn’t pick up on that one either.
And I am not being mean!

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