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The French have better shipping boxes than we do, also I have to venture into Baby World aka “Hell” and Steve Jobs is still a thief | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

I know you all thought I was lying to you yesterday about opening boxes from France so here’s proof. This is my French package from France that arrived yesterday:



Package from France


I almost couldn’t open my French box from France because the directions were in French. Then I remembered I had a French to English translator app on my iPhone. Merci Monsieur Steve Jobs, you stealing sonofabitch.


This is the French contents of my French box from France:



French Box Contents


I then got out my bong. Those are French COOKING herbs from France and French candy animals from France for my decorated cakes. Aren’t they adorable? Oui they are. Merci, Mademoiselle Alison! Feel better soon! If any of my French is fucked up, blame Steve Jobs.


Oh, but I did not watch any horror movies last night, so I did lie. As some kind of cosmic punishment for the lie I have to go buy a BABY gift today for someone. Karma is a bitch. I’ll never lie again. Fact. Not really.

6 Comments
 

6 Responses to The French have better shipping boxes than we do, also I have to venture into Baby World aka “Hell” and Steve Jobs is still a thief

  1. patti says:

    Cute, yes :)
    I could fashion some of those out of nice fuzzy wool to go on your decortated cakes – evil laughter.

  2. alison says:

    They arrived in one piece! Hurrayyy cough splutter. Grrrr. I think I’m getting better! The pic is of the street where I live when in France. Except 100+ years ago. It’s called the Promenade des Anglais and that’s the English promenading. We sort of invaded France and created what is now called Tourism. Noone looks like that now though. It’s a photo of a huge painting.

  3. dogette says:

    Be careful in Beh-Bey World. Trust no one. Speak to no one. People who have beh-beys and then want personally-chosen gifts (i.e., not a gift-card) from their non-beh-bey-having friends are just cruel. Don’t worry, these people will be punished for their cruelty in karmic ways having to do with sputum stains on their shoulders. Stay safe.

  4. Teresa says:

    Is your throat sore yet? No…think positive. The Bey-Bey store is NOT an incubator of germs, it’s a harmless place. PURELL! It’s your friend.

  5. pat says:

    It’s hard to believe someone who swears like a sailor/truck driver/Type A driver can bake sweet cakes with cute little figures on top for, wait, CHILDREN? Are they EDIBLE?

  6. Bill says:

    Wow……cool colors…I want to go to France just to see the Mail :)

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