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It’s like I’m homeschooling with all these charts and graphs and facts except I don’t get the satisfaction of whaling on your asses when you act up in class | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura


The Joker Pie Chart


It has been a busy day. A busy day, but I have found time to continue educating you people because that’s what I do. I am a people person and besides, I can run something into the ground harder than anyone else I know.


And while I am educating you all I would like to make a few recommendations. First, go see Zombieland. Run, don’t walk.


And if you’re not watching “The Big Bang Theory” you seriously need to re-evaluate your life. It and “The New Adventures of Old Christine” are the best shows on network television. Big Bang Theory is about four young friends that are brilliant scientists and are extremely socially dysfunctional. Last night’s episode had me laughing so hard my animals looked at me all weird and shit. But what’s new, right? Anyway, I found the clip, watched it and laughed again, so I am going to share it, because again, I am a people person and people persons share. If you don’t find this funny, you are dead inside and are probably a zombie.


In this episode Shelton hired Raj (both are physicists) as his assistant so that Raj wouldn’t be deported after he lost his grant. This is two scientists at work:





 


P.S. I know there are some of you who are prepared for an advanced curriculum, so here’s a graph for extra credit. Don’t worry I have a policy of ‘no reader left behind’ so the graph will not be on Friday’s test.



The Joker Graph

 

P.S.S. That’s right. I am going to drive you nuts with charts, graphs, and facts. You’re going to go “What the fuck? All she does anymore is charts, graphs, and facts! Arrgggh!” And I’m going to laugh and say “That’s right. It’s charts, graphs, and facts all the fucking time. Because I’m the boss around here and when I want fucking charts, graphs, and facts, it’s fucking charts, graphs, and facts we’ll have!” At least until I get bored with them.

10 Comments
 

10 Responses to It’s like I’m homeschooling with all these charts and graphs and facts except I don’t get the satisfaction of whaling on your asses when you act up in class

  1. Nicole says:

    I am learning so much over here, you should think about charging tuition.

  2. dogette says:

    I never realized how much a tidy chart or graph can help me absorb complex information. It really is helpful. I haven’t ever stopped to organize the Steve Miller before, and now I’ll be ready to spit it right out next time someone asks.
    I want to see Zombieland and I will. Also I will find Big Bang and DVR it or On Demand it or whatever is necessary. It would be easier to know how to handle these viewing choices with a pie chart or bar graph, for sure.

  3. Jennifer says:

    LOL! I too am learning soooo much. Are you accredited? The Big Bang Theory is a very funny show.

  4. Joe the Blog Stalker says:

    Do you have a Masters program?

  5. Dave says:

    Great blog title. I agree that The Big Bang Theory is one of the best programs on tv. Your curriculum seems too advanced for me. Can I observe anyway?

  6. patti says:

    Pie? I like pie. Can I haz some pie?

  7. Teresa says:

    Many thanks for once again breakin it down. We can always use and apply this type of excellent factual information in our everyday lives.

  8. pat says:

    If I’m going back to school, I have to get me some school supplies.

  9. jck says:

    Between this very advanced material, and dogette’s blogging course, I am simply buried in important learning… Can I get a copy of the curriculum? I may need to change majors now – this is pretty challenging material… My head is spinning with all these facts and rules….

  10. Richelle says:

    The title cracked me up!

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