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If this doesn’t get him an audition, he’s headed for Roman Polanski’s hot tub | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

Well, Jack didn’t get that part in CSI: Miami. You remember don’t you, for “Dead Hooker Number 3“?



Dead Hooker Dog


They said he wasn’t quite right for the part; something about going with a more “classic look and also human.” Whatever.


But that’s alright, we’re not giving up. He’s going to try to get an audition next week for a part in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, so I took some more photos for his portfolio. It’s for a bit part, but they gave me the background. For this role he’ll play a redheaded mid-western girl following her dreams of becoming a dancer on Broadway in New York City.



Redheaded Jack


Once there she becomes pretty street smart and starts hanging with the wrong crowd.



Redheaded Jack


She starts using heroin. The big H. And even turns tricks to support her habit.



Jack Hooker


She stays stoned most of the time.



High Jack


Until finally she O.D.s on some bad shit her pimp gave her.



Overdosed Jack


I think he nailed it.

14 Comments
 

14 Responses to If this doesn’t get him an audition, he’s headed for Roman Polanski’s hot tub

  1. dogette says:

    The mark of a truly fine dog-actor is that you can’t TELL whether the dog in question is just “acting” like he ODd on H wearing women’s clothing, or whether he just finally collapsed in despair after an hour of dress-up.

  2. Doni says:

    Lola, you have got to stop re-living your past vicariously thru Jack. You are wearing him out…. But your right, he nailed it…

  3. Teresa says:

    It started out so happy…now I feel like slitting my throat. I was just getting it together after watching “Into The Wild.” Jack has so much talent it’s scary. I hope you keep encouraging him…he’s gonna make it baby!

  4. SB Smith says:

    Heh heh…..
    This is why dogs attack their owners. How do you know that one day, while you’re dressing him, he won’t SNAP !
    (pun intended)

  5. Becky says:

    From straight to curly, blonde to red….Jack is really versatile.
    I just wanna know how he grows it out so fast?

  6. Daphne says:

    I think the penis worked against him for the dead hooker number 3 part. Unless they were specifically looking for a trani.
    The money shot in red head pic #3 is a real winner, though. I’m feeling good about his chances on SVU.

  7. Jennifer says:

    He looks good as a redhead!

  8. Nicole says:

    He’s a shoo-in.

  9. patti says:

    scratch the crazy nab – i think i see a voodoo doll in jack’s future…

  10. Joe the Blog Stalker says:

    That poor dog. I’m calling PETA.

  11. Mark in IT says:

    Why do they all end with him dead?

  12. Mark in IT says:

    Oh, and why is he always a whore?

  13. pat says:

    And you WONDER why your doggie rips up his dog bed???

  14. Okay, seriously, did someone ask why Jack tears up his bed after looking at these pictures?
    What Ginger would be caught dead with real red hair? Seriously folks, the dog is being tortured. He is at the point he is calling every day to complain. He wants to run away to crazy Betty’s house just to tone down the crazy. That is why he is always looking out the window.

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