Congratulations Tuesday! You now have a better chance of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse. Please email me at laura at fetchmyflyingmonkeys dot com with your choice of prizes–the chainsaw, or an Amazon gift certificate, or iTunes Cards and [...]
The Murderous Asshole Animals educational series is continuing in Twitter. I’m going to post some in here in case there are some folks that are afraid of Twitter. I should be. My account was hijacked by a spam bot. I took it back and stabbed the bot. Well, okay, I changed my password. That’s the [...]
I had this added to the notes on my iPhone because I kept forgetting it when I wrote my Stab Lists on Mondays, but this really needs its own post.
People that marinate themselves in perfume or cologne need to be STABBED. Stabbed, then hosed down with some kind of industrial solvent and [...]