I was having so much fun over at Two Nervous Dogs that I almost forgot to blog. Oh, I’m sorry; you can’t see it can you? Well, that’s because she’s locked out everyone who played the “I’m too busy to blog or comment on blogs on the weekends” game. That’s right. She’s locked down today’s and tomorrow’s entries. Password protected, baby! Too bad ya’ll can’t see those fantastic blogs. They’re epic. And I think Aerosmith is coming over later to perform. Too bad you’ll miss it. Hope you had a great weekend being all busy and shit.
J called me today to tell me I gave him rabies. Apparently he’s not feeling well and is entirely too quick in blaming me. I asked him if he was angry and he said no. I know he can swim and isn’t afraid of water so I told him he didn’t have rabies, it was probably typhoid. I think he was just trying to gain sympathy because he was locked out of Dogette’s blog. It didn’t work.
I called the firing range I belong to to see if I could target practice with my taser. Joe, the guy that runs it was all “You want to fire a taser at a paper target?” I said, “No Joe, I need a human target.” He kind of laughed and jokingly suggested I walk down by the bus station with a $10.00 bill hanging out of my pocket. Then he hung up on me.
So tomorrow I have to stop by the bank in the morning.8 Comments