Yes, two entries in one day, and a Sunday at that. I’m such a giver. Speaking of giving, my educational series of facts continues. It will continue until I run out of old pictures, facts or just get bored with it. Whichever comes first.
It’s been a regular day. Yes, regular but I still had time to go read blogs and comment. I don’t hide behind the false pretense of having an active life where I don’t touch the interwebs because I’m too busy with the real world-going to church, playing badminton at the family cookout, whatever you pretend to do. No. I’m real and I surf the internet EVERY DAY. That includes WEEKENDS.
My dog had a psychotic episode today and tore up his bed. I know. What the fuck? I yelled at him like that Dog Whisperer dude says not to and I told him he wasn’t going to get another bed. That would show him. Then I saw him curled up on a little piece of the stuffing that I had been too lazy to pick up. So the little fucker worked me like a piece of clay and I went and got him a new bed and collar. And because I know how much you guys like my dog photos here he is with his new collar.
That’s the face he gave me when I caught him ripping his bed to shreds by the way. I think he was mad because he had caught one of the cats sleeping in it the other day and he figured it was contaminated or just wanted it destroyed so they couldn’t enjoy it. He’s like Damien Thorn and Nellie Olsen rolled into one. He’s that evil and petty. I don’t know where he gets it.
P.S. Dogette at Two Nervous Dogs is about to close the door on you weekend posers. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.11 Comments