This week a man got caught for THE SECOND TIME having sex with a horse. I love how South Carolina always makes national news with stories of crazy baby killers, whacky governors, and now a horse rapist. And although I know horse molestation is a serious issue [...]
From time to time I like to recommend things. This is one of those times.
LandShark Lager. I may not be a connoisseur of fine beverages, but I will say that this one is tasty. I think Jimmy Buffet owns the brewery or he whored his name out. [...]
This poem concludes Bad Poetry Week. I know this makes you sad. But I promise I’ll do more in the future. Unless you want to pay me not to. That’s how I run my stripper business by the way. I get paid not to. I make a lot of money. But I digress. Gargs requested a poem [...]
Call Me, George Clooney A poem of obsession admiration by Laura
I knew it was you since the Facts of Life. I dreamt that someday I might be your wife. I even carved your name in my arm with a knife. Call me, George Clooney.
