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Jesus Christ, will this Zombie Survival Giveaway ever end?

By Laura On May 10, 2009 · 4 Comments

You best be entering THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GIVEAWAY EXTRAVAGANZA today. The winners will be chosen by a random generator tomorrow morning. Yes, winners- as in plural. Because I fucking rock, I would like to take this opportunity to inform you that there will be a consolation prize also. Yes, there will be two separate winners.

This prize includes The Zombie Survival Guide, a Zombie Haiku book, a new Shaun of the Dead DVD, a zombie Air Freshener (Dead Pine Tree scent), Crime Scene Bandages, French Toast maker, and a $25 iTunes card. CLICK HERE to enter this giveaway. Comments on this entry will not be used in the giveaway.

This package will probably only get you half as prepared for the zombie apocalypse as the grand prize winner, but you’ll still fair better than the average joe.

I’m not setting any definite time to announce the winners because I am lazy and I am making this easy on me. This is also the way I will rule once my world domination plans come through. Everything will be on my schedule and I will use a ~~Magic Eight Ball~~ random generator to make all of my decisions of state. For now all I can tell you is two different winners will be picked, the first for the grand prize, the second for the consolation prize. If the generator picks the same person for second pize, I will keep generating that damn generator until it chooses someone different. My promise to you all is that it will remain out of my hands who the winners will be. I like you all and wish I could give you all a Zombie Survival Kit, but let’s face facts here, someone has to be bait.

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4 Responses to Jesus Christ, will this Zombie Survival Giveaway ever end?

duane says:

May 10, 2009 at 2:53 pm

YOure not lazy girl, you just keeping people in suspense like ryan seacrest on results night..
Goddess Out… PEACE

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J says:

May 10, 2009 at 4:40 pm

I guess I am declared ineligible for this one too. I am feeling a lot like bait right now.

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Erik says:

May 11, 2009 at 9:03 am

Thanks Laura!
J- Don’t feel bad. You may feel like bait.
One question: When you get bit, do you want us to wait until you die, or bullet in the head before you die?

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alison says:

May 11, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Sigh. How the hell did I miss this runners up prize opportunity? Grumpy congrats to the winners though

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