Good news! J can save my data on my desktop! Yay! My
porn pictures and music and addresses are saved!
I’m here to tell you that a very special month is coming up. May is when special people are born. Special as in awesome special, not special as in helmet wearing, short bus riding, drooling special. Yes, next month is my birth month. And in honor of my birth, I am going to have a giveaway. I will give more details out when the time nears. It will be a fun prize. Just don’t expect a car or washer/dryer or some shit like that. I’m not the millionaire Pioneer Woman. I’m more like the hundredaire Ghetto Girl. And I promise I won’t shove one of my pets in a box. But don’t think I didn’t think about it.
Also, I have received some emails over the past few weeks and they have given me an idea. As anyone who blogs will attest, some days it’s just hard to come up with an entry. I was emailed a few questions and thought that maybe it would be fun to do a Q and A blog sometime. You ask the questions, and I’ll answer them to the best of my ability. My email addy is down there on the right. Now, don’t go all smartass on me and ask like algebra and physics questions. I have a weiner dog and a box and I know how to use them. You can google that kind of stuff like the rest of us.
Oh, and here’s a
porn video J was able to save from my diseased computer. Enjoy.
Hilarious. Thanks Gargs!10 Comments
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
Girl, It has been 5 months and I am still waiting on my birthday present.
This year, I am getting you gift certificates. I ain’t boxing up anymore doo-dads and sending them on. LOL. It takes too much of my time!
Glad to hear about your por… er pictures.
I waited three years for a package once.
It was only 2 years and three months and I showed up didn’t I?
Ummm… When did you get your hands on my home movies?
Oh Oh! I want to win a prize! Girl, I am going to email you a bunch of questions!
“not special as in helmet wearing, short bus riding, drooling special”
‘ucking hell. That line and the porn video almost had me choking to death in hysterics. At work too. They all thought I’d finally lost it. Oh well. It’s their fucking thermostat that’s cooking my brain.
Yes to the Q&A. And Taurus rock.
Nick- I love your new blog, keep on writing!
Duane- The accordion player cracked me the hell up.
Jennifer- Email on.
Alison- I had my fan on at my desk today. They had the heat on today. It was 76 degrees outside. I’d like to punch them in their throats. That video cracks me up everytime I watch it.
When your boss asks you if you are stressed and you’re not – you’re just hot and cross because you’re hot…it does make you want to kill people in the office. Like zombies. I’m totally with you there.
Hey just hanging out here because I have accidentally pissed off the blokes over at Daphne’s overplugging David Beckham. Oops.
They’re just jealous of all his male beauty. He is one fine ass man.
Beckham rules the hotties of male sports Gods, that’s for damn sure.
I’m so happy to hear you can cache your porn, I headed over to eunichs.org today looking for some odd bits to add to my collection and had a huge giggle at the fetishists who hate balls. (don’t ask, I have some weird friends who send me to odd places)
Loved Garg’s porn video, but it was lacking that seventies bawawangawaaaangtwang bad music tract, and where was Ron Jeremy (rhymes with Clooney) that well hung, hairy midget is a porn icon.
I have a few chickens I’d be willing to throw into your give-away-gift pool of prizes. Who wouldn’t want a small peep?