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Upcoming celebration | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

Good news! J can save my data on my desktop! Yay! My porn pictures and music and addresses are saved!


I’m here to tell you that a very special month is coming up. May is when special people are born. Special as in awesome special, not special as in helmet wearing, short bus riding, drooling special. Yes, next month is my birth month. And in honor of my birth, I am going to have a giveaway. I will give more details out when the time nears. It will be a fun prize. Just don’t expect a car or washer/dryer or some shit like that. I’m not the millionaire Pioneer Woman. I’m more like the hundredaire Ghetto Girl. And I promise I won’t shove one of my pets in a box. But don’t think I didn’t think about it.



Package


Also, I have received some emails over the past few weeks and they have given me an idea. As anyone who blogs will attest, some days it’s just hard to come up with an entry. I was emailed a few questions and thought that maybe it would be fun to do a Q and A blog sometime. You ask the questions, and I’ll answer them to the best of my ability. My email addy is down there on the right. Now, don’t go all smartass on me and ask like algebra and physics questions. I have a weiner dog and a box and I know how to use them. You can google that kind of stuff like the rest of us.


Oh, and here’s a porn video J was able to save from my diseased computer. Enjoy.





Hilarious. Thanks Gargs!

10 Comments
 

10 Responses to Upcoming celebration

  1. Girl, It has been 5 months and I am still waiting on my birthday present.
    This year, I am getting you gift certificates. I ain’t boxing up anymore doo-dads and sending them on. LOL. It takes too much of my time!
    Glad to hear about your por… er pictures.

  2. Laura says:

    I waited three years for a package once.

  3. nickd says:

    It was only 2 years and three months and I showed up didn’t I?

  4. Duane says:

    Ummm… When did you get your hands on my home movies?

  5. Jennifer says:

    Oh Oh! I want to win a prize! Girl, I am going to email you a bunch of questions!

  6. alison says:

    “not special as in helmet wearing, short bus riding, drooling special”
    ‘ucking hell. That line and the porn video almost had me choking to death in hysterics. At work too. They all thought I’d finally lost it. Oh well. It’s their fucking thermostat that’s cooking my brain.
    Yes to the Q&A. And Taurus rock.

  7. Laura says:

    Nick- I love your new blog, keep on writing!
    Duane- The accordion player cracked me the hell up.
    Jennifer- Email on.
    Alison- I had my fan on at my desk today. They had the heat on today. It was 76 degrees outside. I’d like to punch them in their throats. That video cracks me up everytime I watch it.

  8. alison says:

    When your boss asks you if you are stressed and you’re not – you’re just hot and cross because you’re hot…it does make you want to kill people in the office. Like zombies. I’m totally with you there.
    Hey just hanging out here because I have accidentally pissed off the blokes over at Daphne’s overplugging David Beckham. Oops.

  9. Laura says:

    They’re just jealous of all his male beauty. He is one fine ass man.

  10. daphne says:

    Beckham rules the hotties of male sports Gods, that’s for damn sure.
    I’m so happy to hear you can cache your porn, I headed over to eunichs.org today looking for some odd bits to add to my collection and had a huge giggle at the fetishists who hate balls. (don’t ask, I have some weird friends who send me to odd places)
    Loved Garg’s porn video, but it was lacking that seventies bawawangawaaaangtwang bad music tract, and where was Ron Jeremy (rhymes with Clooney) that well hung, hairy midget is a porn icon.
    I have a few chickens I’d be willing to throw into your give-away-gift pool of prizes. Who wouldn’t want a small peep?

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