I spent all last night killing zombies. I was a freakin’ zombie killing machine. No, I wasn’t dreaming. My dreams usually involve taking tests unprepared without any pants on, or running late for work and arriving without any pants on or meeting George Clooney, again, sans pants. But I digress. I got another application for my iPhone. It’s called Zombieville USA. I love the screams and the splat of the brains. My favorite weapon is the uzi, but the chainsaw is kind of a hoot too. So if you have an iPhone, or an iPod Touch I highly recommend this game. I’m not really into video games that much but this one is a lot of fun and very addictive. Plus you get to practice killing the undead. So far I’ve made it to the sixth level and was able to purchase a flamethrower. Sure you can smirk now, but come the apocalypse you’ll all want to be my best friend just like when I won those Burger King cards.
losers folks that don’t have an iPhone or an iPod Touch there’s a crappier zombie game for you to practice on after the jump. I think we all ought to have some anti-zombie skills. Everyone should be able to take care of themselves or at least not be a quick, easy brain-feast if, for no other reason, so you can slow the fuckers down while I run away.
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