Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
I spent all last night killing zombies. I was a freakin’ zombie killing machine. No, I wasn’t dreaming. My dreams usually involve taking tests unprepared without any pants on, or running late for work and arriving without any pants on or meeting George Clooney, again, sans pants. But I digress. I got another application for my iPhone. It’s called Zombieville USA. I love the screams and the splat of the brains. My favorite weapon is the uzi, but the chainsaw is kind of a hoot too. So if you have an iPhone, or an iPod Touch I highly recommend this game. I’m not really into video games that much but this one is a lot of fun and very addictive. Plus you get to practice killing the undead. So far I’ve made it to the sixth level and was able to purchase a flamethrower. Sure you can smirk now, but come the apocalypse you’ll all want to be my best friend just like when I won those Burger King cards.
For you losers folks that don’t have an iPhone or an iPod Touch there’s a crappier zombie game for you to practice on after the jump. I think we all ought to have some anti-zombie skills. Everyone should be able to take care of themselves or at least not be a quick, easy brain-feast if, for no other reason, so you can slow the fuckers down while I run away.
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Zombies rock! I mean in an undead cannibal sort of way. I wish I had an iPhone : (
I think your love for George Clooney is secondary compared to your love of zombies.
Jennifer- I wish you had an iPhone too.
Joe- You are almost correct. My love for George is secondary compared to my love for wanting to KILL zombies.
Well, I’m one of the losers with no iPhone. But I’ll bet I can still kill zombies, just cause I’m the only hell my Mama ever raised.
Well, I got to level four with one mine, and a score of 8000, what ever that mean. Then I DIED…. so you’re correct-o-munga, if we get attacked by zombies, you are my bestest freind cuz I know you will kick ass and protect me cuz you are awesome cool and Zombies are afraid of you. The End!
I hope you’ve got a drawerful of thongs, or at least a nice thatch kit, if you’re running around pantless most nights.
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WooHoo!