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Candy O.D. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

I was going to write a long blog tonight but I skipped lunch and ate a handful of Smarties candy this afternoon and now I don’t feel too well. It’s either that or the Feline Leukemia. I guess I’ll know if I vomit and it’s pastel. I don’t know when I will realize I’m not twelve anymore and can’t eat candy as a meal substitute.


A reader (thanks, Minions!) sent me this and I wanted to share.



FlyingMonkey


I know most people I’ve met have always said they were terrified of the flying monkeys as kids. I always thought they were wicked cool. But I was raised with three older brothers and educated by nuns, so I wasn’t afraid of much. Except clowns. Fucking clowns.


Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll go slip into a diabetic coma.

8 Comments
 

8 Responses to Candy O.D.

  1. Old Fart says:

    Interesting development at work tonight. But I had to wait until I got home from work to tell you about it.
    Seems our network folks have your site blocked for being pornography.
    Must be all those George Clooney sex dreams you put into virtual video through your posts.

  2. Laura says:

    Old Fart- Too funny! I think it’s because I curse a lot and of course my entry on the first peen I’d seen and stuff like that. This blog is anything but sexual. Well, except for my lust of George. Rawwrrr!

  3. Jennifer says:

    OH NO! A candy OD!! I hate when that happens!
    I think the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz are horrifying! But the monkey you have on your banner is prety cute. Bet it would still try to kill a person though!

  4. Laura says:

    Jennifer- It would either try to kill you or throw poo at you.

  5. Fencepost says:

    I have a friend that was scarred for life by those damn monkeys. She still won’t watch that movie.
    I’m like you, they are cool and not much scares me.

  6. Laura says:

    Good for you Fencepost. I actually thought the wizard was the scariest character in that movie. Not so much the image of the wizard, but the old man behind the curtains. Now that’s creepy.

  7. Duane says:

    Oddly enough I have always found the villains to be much more fun. Every vixen on soap operas, from Alexis Carrington To Alan Spaulding on the Guiding Light seemed like so much fun to play. I even cheer for Jason to chop up as many people he can and make up a game of how the next teenager will die. Good Times I tell ya!

  8. Am I the only one that knows that the Flying Monkeys were actually slaves? They weren’t evil, they were under a magic spell that the Wicked Witch cast. Once she was gone, the spell was broken and they went back to being good.
    Good Lord People! Don’t you read?!?
    Or maybe I am just a little too gay.

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