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Don’t make me go Mr. T on yo ass (at least for the next couple of weeks) | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

It’s no secret I’m one of those douchey people that own an iPhone. I love my iPhone. One of my favorite things about owning an iPhone (besides being able to show it off to my iPhoneless friends) is all the different applications you can download ranging from grocery list apps to games. See, this is how Apple gets you. In order to have the coolest device ever on the planet you have to keep buying cooler stuff to put in it. Genius really.


I’ve downloaded tons of different apps just to find out they bore me after a week or so and they are taking up valuable space that I could fill with songs like “Islands in the Stream” by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton or “Ice, Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice. Shut up.


Anyway, so most of my apps meet the same fate. They’re there for a few weeks, then deleted. But I’m here to tell you I have found one of the best apps ever put on iTunes and it’s free! It’s called iPity. And it rocks.


It’s a random Mr. T quote generator, and with the sound on, there’s Mr. T shouting at you: “There you go again talking about yo crazy made up friends!” or “Got no time fo da jibba jabba!” and one of my faves “Answer me before I knock yo head right off yo shoulders!” There’s like 70 different quotes to choose from.


It’s a life-changing app. In fact, I have pretty much stopped talking to most of my co-workers and just communicate through my Mr. T quote app. Those ole jibberin’ jabbin’ fools, I pity em.

10 Comments
 

10 Responses to Don’t make me go Mr. T on yo ass (at least for the next couple of weeks)

  1. Chris says:

    I’m so envious of iPhone users, but I’m stuck with Sprint and my (bland/ok) Instinct.

  2. Laura says:

    Chris, you should sell all your stuff and get an iPhone. Even if you have to move . They are that worth it.
    Damn, I should be a life coach, huh?

  3. Chris says:

    LOL I wish! I guess I’ll stick with my iPod for now…first day reading you btw.

  4. Jennifer says:

    I love Mr.T!! It’s nice he can do your smack talkin’ for you. Though I think soon you’ll want the pleasure of doing that again yourself!

  5. Fencepost says:

    I wonder exactly how long it will take before you are sick of the sound of Mr. T’s voice?
    Yeah, I can see you talking back to Mr. T.

  6. Tracy says:

    LOL!!! I am one of your co-workers and I really don’t appreciate hearing Mr T every time I say something smart to you. (Smile)

  7. Dial 411...what city and state? says:

    I’s think’s Mr. T needs to be answering dah phone fo me at’s work…mmhh hhmm!

  8. Stacey K says:

    I want one! didn’t want one before you talked about the Mr. T app.
    Now I REALLY want one!

  9. Laura says:

    Chris- Just do it, sell it all and get an iPhone. I have an iPod too, but ya still need the phone! And welcome!
    Jennifer- You’re probably right.
    FencePost- I love Mr.T!I’ll never tire of him…until some good songs come along.
    Tracy- Get back to work, fool!
    Dial- Ain’t nobody gonna answer yo phone, sucka.
    Stacey – Oh my God girl, you should get an iPhone. See above on my suggestions for Chris.

  10. daphne says:

    Love my two big honking Macs, ipod and iphone.
    I’m an apple girl all the way.

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