I spent all last night killing zombies. I was a freakin’ zombie killing machine. No, I wasn’t dreaming. My dreams usually involve taking tests unprepared without any pants on, or running late for work and arriving without any pants on or meeting George Clooney, again, sans pants. But I digress. I [...]
I was going to write a long blog tonight but I skipped lunch and ate a handful of Smarties candy this afternoon and now I don’t feel too well. It’s either that or the Feline Leukemia. I guess I’ll know if I vomit and it’s pastel. I don’t know when [...]
If you live anywhere near me, I am sure you have probably already heard about this through the local news media, but for my readers in other states and countries, I guess I should share the news. I won a contest.
Let me say that it really is true that when you win one [...]
One of my co-workers was talking about her son the other day, saying he had a girlfriend and how she embarrassed him by asking him if he has kissed her yet. I asked her if he admitted he did, and she said, no, that he was too young to want to do that, kiss girls [...]