Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura




This lady’s hair weave stopped a bullet. It reminds me of the time a McRib sandwich that I placed in the front pocket of my blouse saved me from being stabbed in the chest. I was saving it for later. They don’t sell the McRibs year ’round here.

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7 Responses to Unbeweavable

  1. Gargs says:

    I once had a cell phone explode on me. Does that count?
    And damn, if they sold thos McRibs year round, you know that pigs would be extinct. Or pigeons, not sure what they make them out of.

  2. Laura says:

    Gargs, the exploding phone only counts if it saved your life from an attack. You should have used it like a grenade. That would have been way cool.
    Actually, I can’t think of anything fouler than a McRib. Those things aren’t even real meat are they? I don’t eat fast food because I think it’s all nasty slaughter room floor scraps. Nice visual huh?

  3. J says:

    We need to send some of these over to Afghanistan.

  4. Laura says:

    J- I know, right? To hell with kevlar, let’s just wrap ‘em all up in weave! Or a McRib.

  5. I’m proud to say that is a Kansas City resident.

  6. Jennifer says:

    You crack me up!

  7. daphne says:

    Mad giggles. That’s too fucking funny. ;-D

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