Tracy: “Oh my God, Laura! Who is this woman with your man?!”
Looking at her monitor I see this-
Me: “Oh, that’s the chick from ER that he co-starred with. I think he’s going to come back for the finale of ER.”
Tracy: “Oh. I was [...]
I had three aunts when I was a kid; Aunt Loda, who was mean as hell, Aunt Lola, who was crazy as hell, And Aunt Laura, whom I was named after, and who was suppose to be the normal one of the three. These aunts were actually my mother’s aunts, so they were my great [...]
This lady’s hair weave stopped a bullet. It reminds me of the time a McRib sandwich that I placed in the front pocket of my blouse saved me from being stabbed in the chest. I was saving it for later. They don’t sell the McRibs year ’round here.