When I got home from work today there was a letter in my mailbox. It was apparently from some Jesus freaks. Here’s the front.
Here’s the back.
I read the outside and kind of thought, “Yeah Jesus, send me my desires in small unmarked bills, please.” Then there was [...]
You know what pisses me off? People breeding like fucking mutant rabbits. I know I’m a non-breeder, but I do get why some people want kids (well okay, not really but I’ve seen movies and read articles that say people want them.) And I always thought that if you can’t afford [...]
I have felt like shit all week so I googled my symptoms. I have Feline Leukemia. I felt better today so I cooked some Garlic Shrimp, Risotto, and Roasted Brussel Sprouts. Once you start roasting your vegetables you really don’t want them any other way. They are yummy.
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When I was about ten years old I begged my mother to let me get my ears pierced. For whatever reason she told me I couldn’t get them pierced until I was thirteen. I don’t know what made thirteen magical, all I knew was all my friends had their ears pierced and I was just [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Idiot Fencing.
- Saving Baby Ducks.
- Goat and Monkey.
- Yeah, why?
- Good Guy Zach.
- New Castle, OK Tornado.
- The Beautiful Works of Ellen June.
- Dog trying to play with his master (who was deployed) over FaceTime.
- Alex the Parrot.
- Holiday Etiquette.
- Speed Kills.
- Who cares about Spock?
- Just a normal day in Russia.
- Song made entirely of Mike Tyson quotes.
- Waking up a hungover teen.
- Fast Food Ice.
- Drunk Voicemail Message.
- Meanwhile in Russia…
- A Mantidfly.
- Caught Cheating.
- Real Life Heroes.
- John Merritt, Wood Carver.
- Dog sings along with Adele.
- Corgi Mixes.
- George Takei Responds To "Traditional" Marriage Fans.



