Things I Should Stop Doing In 2010
1. Stop wanting to stab everyone I meet. I should probably get on strong tranquilizers or hallucinogens so I can bear to be around other human beings.
2. Stop cussing J out and putting him on said Stab List and hanging up on him and [...]
I tweeted this a few weeks ago, but it bears repeating here. You know that stray cat that I kind of adopted? This one:
Yeah, her. Tinks. Well, I think she’s a serial killer. She comes home every other night with blood on her. It’s not hers, I [...]
Being off work a few days, getting a shit load of gifts and celebrating the birth of the Baby Jesus has not slowed down the collection of people and things I want to stab. So let’s get to it, shall we?
1. Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. The piece of shit who attempted to blow up [...]