Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
From the yearly archives: 2009

I really do think we will all get everything we ever hoped for in 2010, but remember, I’m kind of delusional with stalker tendencies, so you can’t rely on anything I say. Happy New Year Everyone!

By On December 31, 2009 · 13 Comments

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Everyone does a New Year’s Resolutions list and most start out with losing weight and exercising more, but that’s just the beer and Cheetos mixing with the fat cells talking and I’ve learned to ignore THAT voice

By On December 30, 2009 · 11 Comments

Things I Should Stop Doing In 2010


1. Stop wanting to stab everyone I meet. I should probably get on strong tranquilizers or hallucinogens so I can bear to be around other human beings.


2. Stop cussing J out and putting him on said Stab List and hanging up on him and [...]

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I think the ski mask I found in her litterbox was my first clue

By On December 29, 2009 · 7 Comments

I tweeted this a few weeks ago, but it bears repeating here. You know that stray cat that I kind of adopted? This one:



Yeah, her. Tinks. Well, I think she’s a serial killer. She comes home every other night with blood on her. It’s not hers, I [...]

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Just when you thought my Stab Lists couldn’t get any better, what do I do? Add action pics and more cursing that’s what!

By On December 28, 2009 · 14 Comments

Being off work a few days, getting a shit load of gifts and celebrating the birth of the Baby Jesus has not slowed down the collection of people and things I want to stab. So let’s get to it, shall we?


1. Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. The piece of shit who attempted to blow up [...]

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