I haven’t decorated for Christmas yet and I doubt I will this year. It’s not that I don’t feel festive; it’s purely out of laziness. I embrace my laziness. As a matter of fact, I celebrate my laziness daily in many ways. I will nap after work. I will toss things in closets and drawers and spare rooms instead of putting them in their proper places. I will leave dishes in the sink until, well, I simply can’t leave them anymore. And if there’s a shortcut at home, I will take it.
So, in the spirit of laziness I took this week’s photo challenge photos while on my daily lunch walk with my iPhone instead of my regular camera. The challenge was to take a picture of some kind of scary Christmas decoration. I took two so I hope I get extra points whatever that’s worth. Hopefully it’s for free maid service.
This one I title “That’ll Do Pig. That’ll Do.” Or maybe, “You Can Put a Bow on a Pig, But You Still Have a Pig.” It really speaks for itself.
Next is a photo I title “Death Tree 2008″
Those are large glass ornaments on a bare tree of some sort and a fake gift under it in the back there. I’m actually surprised those ornaments have been on there for a week now. If I was a kid in that hood I would have raided that tree by now and would have already been either sutured up from injuring myself from gathering and throwing them at people or from being caught by the people I threw them at. Either way it would have ended with a trip to the ER.4 Comments
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
You were such a baaaad kid!
Decorate a pig? Are they from another country that embraces “The Pig”?
Did you see the Santa half way down this post? http://midtownmiscreant.blogspot.com/2008/12/i-never-leave-home-without-it.html
I saw that Midtown! I told ya, that shoe and empty lube bottle really scared me. But yeah, that’s one messed up looking Santa for sure.
Becky- I was a lil angel as a child. Okay..that made me laugh.
I thought that pig was a missile at first glance. Pork is king in SC, so dressing it up with lights seems totally appropriate.
I’m not digging the root vegetables, though.