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GEORGE CLOONEY | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

Last night I posted my Photo Challenge entry below and also worked on my site a little. I put my favorite banner/masthead up temporarily until I construct a winter banner. I may just stop doing seasonal banners and stick to just this one. I don’t know. Suggestions, anyone? I also made my George Clooney button that’s over there on the left. Anyone that has been reading my stuff knows that I love me some George and I thought the whole restraining order thing funny. Also, I’m hoping that by mentioning GEORGE CLOONEY enough here that one day he will google himself (’cause we all know actors do this) and he’ll find me and want to hook up. Yes, GEORGE CLOONEY, I mean you. Call me.


Anyway, I finished late, went to bed and this morning I opened my site and gave it a once over. I can truly say that I think I have succeeded in looking like a total lunatic to the outside world. Here I have my love of guns, my whole tale of what I would do to intruders, how I would lie under oath with my fake tears of remorse, my unnatural love and obsession of a movie star (GEORGE CLOONEY), my intrigue with zombies and the Amish, and there’s even spilled vodka at the bottom of the page. And this is without reading the archives about my whole world domination plans. I look like I am a total gun totin’, finger condom wearin’, movie star stalkin’, horror movie obsessed, pathological lyin’ sociopath redneck lush. YAY! Now I won’t have to do an “About Me” page!

5 Comments
 

5 Responses to GEORGE CLOONEY

  1. Becky says:

    A little change is good. I like the header as is. But I also like when I click on your sight and you have something new.
    As far as the rest. You just fit in with the rest of society. Your just honest enough to admit you’re a lunatic!
    How is the finger, anyway? Healing well, I hope!

  2. richard says:

    The odds are Cloony will try to hook up with Duhv or Rick than with you(though your much butcher than either of those queens. I know he wouldn’t hook up with me, NO ONE ever hooks up with me.
    The only reason Mark is here is because I cook, have dogs and cats and other critters galore and I don’t make him take out the garbage.

  3. Old Fart says:

    After reading the archives here for the past couple of days, I’ve gotta say that I have totally enjoyed your lunatic writings. Found the link to your blog over at Midtown Miscreant, and the words “Flying Monkeys” caught my eye. For the past 4 years, all of my fantasy sports teams have been named The Flying Monkeys… oh, and I have a T-Shirt with the phrase “It’s All Fun and Games Until The Flying Monkeys Attack!”

  4. Gargs says:

    Why are you always attracted to the gay ones?

  5. Laura says:

    Becky- My finger is doing better, thank you for asking. Still sore, but healing.
    Richard- Normally I would be upset to be described as ‘butch’ but I know what ya mean. Angelina Jolie in the middle of childbirthing is more butch than them. And for the last freakin time- George is not gay!Ugggh!
    Old Fart- I’m glad you appreciate my insanity. It’s always nice to hear. I really like your site also. I’ve always loved the flyng monkeys in the Wizard of Oz- when everyone else were afraid of them. I will send you my address for that tshirt by the way : )
    Gargs- Contrary to what you believe all the good looking menz aren’t gay. Don’t make me kick you in the head. I will line you up with Richard.

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