Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

A spam phone text from my crazy ass friend Duane-


“Sexshop.com says thank you for your recent order. You asked for the LARGE red vibrator featured on our wall. Please reselect. That is our fire extinguisher.”

2 Comments
 

2 Responses to This made me giggle

  1. Becky says:

    Made me giggle, too! Most definite, a re-selection!

  2. WTF! That was spam? I have been trying to get them on phone all day to change my order. DAMN!

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