A spam phone text from my crazy ass friend Duane-
“Sexshop.com says thank you for your recent order. You asked for the LARGE red vibrator featured on our wall. Please reselect. That is our fire extinguisher.”
I don’t know anything about professional sports, but this picture was on the home page of my cable provider- Road Runner. The title to the story said something about baseball playoffs. I suppose it’s a picture of an athlete having champagne poured over his head. But I think the same picture could be used advertising a [...]
While the country was going to hell in a handbasket this weekend I decided to make my corner of the world a better place by making some crab soup. It freakin’ rocked. And I had a shit load left over so my freezer’s full. Now [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Bose, known for its audio equipment, makes suspension that can make a car jump over obstacles!
- This is why the chicken crossed the road.
- Your mustache will never be this great.
- Cooking crabs for the first time.
- I'm the Aplha Monkey.
- Siri is an asshole.
- Idiot Fencing.
- Saving Baby Ducks.
- Goat and Monkey.
- Yeah, why?
- Good Guy Zach.
- New Castle, OK Tornado.
- The Beautiful Works of Ellen June.
- Dog trying to play with his master (who was deployed) over FaceTime.
- Alex the Parrot.
- Holiday Etiquette.
- Speed Kills.
- Who cares about Spock?
- Just a normal day in Russia.
- Song made entirely of Mike Tyson quotes.
- Waking up a hungover teen.
- Fast Food Ice.
- Drunk Voicemail Message.
- Meanwhile in Russia…
- A Mantidfly.



