Over the past three months I have been kicked off four message boards. I’m not really complaining. I know why I was kicked off, and most the time I deserve it because I like to be an instigator. Especially on religious message boards. But the last message board that I was banned from I am calling bullshit. The reason for my dismissal? Because I said this guy was unattractive.
Sure he has a nice body. He’s an athelete. He’s a swimmer. He has muscle. And he is unattractive. But because he’s an Olympic hero after winning a lot of gold medals, he’s supposely sexy. Umm, no.
A man is in the spotlight, has some fame, and women go nuts over them. I’ve seen this phenomenon before firsthand. Years ago I was dating a guy in a blues band and Lee Atwater was joining them onstage one night to play a few songs with them. The guy came through the door with a whole entourage of mostly women with their boobs hanging out that were literally throwing themselves on him. Then the women in the club went wild. A politician for crapsake! It was amazing. Here’s what Lee Atwater looked like.
But all the women in the bar that night wanted to fuck him. All but one. And seriously, it wasn’t because he was a republican. It was because he definately was not sexy.
So I guess I’m unpatriotic or something for not considering Michael Phelps hot? Yeah, whatevah.
Now here, bitches, is what a HOT athelete looks like.