Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

I love watching Chris Hansen catching those predators. This show is so terribly cheesy, it’s actually good television. This one is one of my faves. Not only does the guy strip down naked in exchange for the girl saying she’ll perform a sex act on the cat (!??!), but I love the questioning by Chris. I love Chris asking him what would be happening in the house if he wasn’t there. “You’re naked. Alone with a 14 year old girl. Chasing the cat around. You got Cool Whip.” Apparently none of these people have been around a pissed off cat. Cause I can just imagine what would be happening. It involves claws, teeth, and lots of blood.





Oh, and that camouflaged officer cracked me up completely!

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2 Responses to You can keep the towel

  1. OMG! OMG! I Laughed so hard I farted! (I had a bean burro for dinner last night) I will never be able to lick cool whip off my cat again after this.

  2. Richard says:

    Who the hell is Chris Hansen?
    I prefer Redi Whip, not greasy like Cool Whip.

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