It’s been a pissy week and I haven’t blogged much because I didn’t want to regurgitate the bile on here. The arrival of my iPhone didn’t change my mood much. Granted it made it better for a while, but sometimes life just feels like it’s kicking your ass and you either have to fight back or run away. I chose the later.
I was talking to J today and we were discussing the matter of a company we are dealing with at the moment that appears to have some serious customer service issues. I asked him to deal with it because I would totally go off on them. I told him to just think WWLD (What Would Laura Do) but to take out a lot of the cursing and death threats. I told him basically to tell them to kiss off, we’ll go to the competition. I said that it’s a good thing I never got that super power I always wanted (the capibility to make people’s heads explode with a thought), because right about now tumbleweeds would be rolling down Columbia’s streets. He said it was a good thing that my world domination plans haven’t occured and that he felt like he had been instrumental in keeping my evil plans thwarted. I laughed.
Then I thought real hard about his head exploding.1 Comment
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
I hear ya, Laura.
Sometimes I wish I were the only person in line, or the only person on the road. Life would be so much simpler if people would just act their age. People can really get under my skin. Maybe I should start imagining peoples heads exploding, atleast it would make me smile, for a second.